Sheridan: 30 teams in 30 sentences

Waylon Mercy · Post #1 » by **Waylon Mercy** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:27 pm

Are you like me and will never quite get over the humorous absurdity of Masai Ujiri yelling “**** Brooklyn” last April?

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Post #2 » by **Rhettmatic** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:33 pm

Are you like me and will never quite get over the humorous absurdity of this photo?

Waylon Mercy · Post #3 » by **Waylon Mercy** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:36 pm

Rhettmatic wrote:Are you like me and will never quite get over the humorous absurdity of this photo?

Post #4 » by **Double Helix** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:44 pm

Rhettmatic wrote:Are you like me and will never quite get over the humorous absurdity of this photo?

Throughout the entire Lebron thing I kept expecting him to post an updated, more professional image of some kind, closer to his ESPN days like this...

But nope... Guess he's looking to differentiate himself from that period of his life. :lol:

Post #5 » by **Rhettmatic** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:48 pm

Double Helix wrote:Throughout the entire Lebron thing I kept expecting him to post an updated, more professional image of some kind, closer to his ESPN days like this...

But nope... Guess he's looking to differentiate himself from that period of his life.

He's just going all in.

My favourite part of that photo btw is the glass of wine. It's like, "Yeah, sometimes I dress up like Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania 7 but I can still enjoy a nice, smooth glass of Gewurztraminer."

vini_vidi_vici · Post #6 » by **vini_vidi_vici** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:55 pm

I think the insight into the picture is much more entertaining than the frivolous quote.

Where is he too, that he would wearing that?

dTox · Post #7 » by **dTox** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:02 pm

Rhettmatic wrote:
Double Helix wrote:Throughout the entire Lebron thing I kept expecting him to post an updated, more professional image of some kind, closer to his ESPN days like this...

But nope... Guess he's looking to differentiate himself from that period of his life.

He's just going all in.

My favourite part of that photo btw is the glass of wine. It's like, "Yeah, sometimes I dress up like Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania 7 but I can still enjoy a nice, smooth glass of Gewurztraminer."

Well.. I was about to make haste judgement on his character and looks........until I saw that classy glass of wine

Post #8 » by **Double Helix** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:06 pm

Also, is that another pair of sunglasses hanging form his collar in addition to the wrap-arounds he has on?

If I had to wager the rest of his attire not seen in this image I'm guessing 1980s faded cut off jean shorts, white socks with brown "leather mandles" or "Crocks", another American bandanna tied around one of his ankles for no apparent reason, and a poorly drawn calf tattoo of a wolf howling into a full moon.

pkiskool · Post #9 » by **pkiskool** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:15 pm

Cavs have 4/1 odd huh... wow.
Amazing what a superstar does to your team... and they have another in the making (Wiggins)
O_o

dTox · Post #10 » by **dTox** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:18 pm

vini_vidi_vici wrote:I think the insight into the picture is much more entertaining than the frivolous quote.

Where is he too, that he would wearing that?

He was in a french fine dining restaurant, but he is not a conformist and writes his own rules...however he doesn't always follow his own rules, because, again, he isn't a conformist.

SwaggyB · Post #11 » by **SwaggyB** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:30 pm

Not that I take offense or really care at all about this... but did anyone else notice that ours was potentially one of the least relevant and informational sentences? Aside from maybe Orlando's..

Just more fuel to the fire of how no one pays attention to us.

Raptors_Dynasty · Post #12 » by **Raptors_Dynasty** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:32 pm

'Muricaa

MEDIC · Post #13 » by **MEDIC** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:14 pm

Rhettmatic wrote:Are you like me and will never quite get over the humorous absurdity of this photo?

Haha. Wow.......

ForeverTFC · Post #14 » by **ForeverTFC** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:11 pm

... How horrible was that?

chrisanna · Post #15 » by **chrisanna** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:48 pm

who is the guy in the pic everyone is making fun of???

oh nvm its sheridan...didnt recognize him

Post #16 » by **DG88** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:09 pm

Rhettmatic wrote:Are you like me and will never quite get over the humorous absurdity of this photo?

So far gone :lol:

HSOB SIRHC · Post #17 » by **HSOB SIRHC** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:56 pm

There is a story behind the pic. Apparently he was in France or somewhere in a restaurant owned by Boris Diaw and he was watching the Olympics or something USA related, so they decided to make him wear that.

Darkseid · Post #18 » by **Darkseid** » Fri Aug 1, 2014 12:35 am

**** Brooklyn!

curryking3 · Post #19 » by **curryking3** » Fri Aug 1, 2014 9:23 am

Darkseid wrote:**** Brooklyn!

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