Offical Rasho Facts Thread
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I didn't see any of these posted so I'll start.
I once heard Rasho got drunk to feel mortal.
I once heard Rasho got drunk to feel mortal.
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Jokes? How you dare?
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Rasho doesn't dunk the basketball, the basketball dunks it for Rasho in fear of getting Rasho'd.
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Once, Rasho and Colangelo were sitting down in a room and they stared at each other for a minute. Soon after, the News reports that every woman on Earth has been impregnated.
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Rasho once missed a lay up, only to know how it feels like to be mortal.
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Rasho doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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.............. slow basketballday
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Rasho can divide by zero.
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Rasho once challenged Kobayashi to an eating contest. Kobayashi ate 23 Hotdogs. Rasho ate Kobayashi.
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Putting up "Rasho" in the game of Scrabble makes you win automatically.
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Rasho can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
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Rasho once had a bad game just to know what it would feel like.
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Dr. Naismith didn't invent basketball.
It was simply Rasho beheading the pumpkinhead monster and throw the head into a 10 feet high garbage can.
Yes, he created the whole earth-friendly idea
It was simply Rasho beheading the pumpkinhead monster and throw the head into a 10 feet high garbage can.
Yes, he created the whole earth-friendly idea
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samsung wrote:Rasho can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
LMAO
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Rasho once had a fight with cancer, and won.
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samsung wrote:Rasho can divide by zero.
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Rasho doesn't sign contracts. He decides when and where he plays.
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Kids wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris wears Rasho pajamas. Well, he did, until the intimidation of seeing Rasho's face every night started to give him bad dreams. Now he checks for Rasho under his bed before going to sleep.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris wears Rasho pajamas. Well, he did, until the intimidation of seeing Rasho's face every night started to give him bad dreams. Now he checks for Rasho under his bed before going to sleep.
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Marvin! wrote:He also doesn't poo... his body transforms food into flower seeds, which he then sends to poor inner city neighborhoods and distributes free of charge. Let us all give thanks and praise him!
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The only time Rasho was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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Choker wrote:Rasho once had a fight with cancer, and won.
Rasho's tears cure cancer, too bad Rasho never cries.