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Offical Rasho Facts Thread 

Post#1 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:39 pm

I didn't see any of these posted so I'll start.

I once heard Rasho got drunk to feel mortal.
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Post#2 » by kassian » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:40 pm

Jokes? How you dare?
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Post#3 » by Kabookalu » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:44 pm

Rasho doesn't dunk the basketball, the basketball dunks it for Rasho in fear of getting Rasho'd.
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Post#4 » by Bankai » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:44 pm

Once, Rasho and Colangelo were sitting down in a room and they stared at each other for a minute. Soon after, the News reports that every woman on Earth has been impregnated.
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Post#5 » by Kabookalu » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:46 pm

Rasho once missed a lay up, only to know how it feels like to be mortal.
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Post#6 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:48 pm

Rasho doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Post#7 » by jay632 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:48 pm

.............. slow basketballday
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Post#8 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:49 pm

Rasho can divide by zero.
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Post#9 » by Bankai » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:49 pm

Rasho once challenged Kobayashi to an eating contest. Kobayashi ate 23 Hotdogs. Rasho ate Kobayashi.
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Post#10 » by kassian » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:50 pm

Putting up "Rasho" in the game of Scrabble makes you win automatically.
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Post#11 » by samsung » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:50 pm

Rasho can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
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Post#12 » by RJ2392 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:50 pm

Rasho once had a bad game just to know what it would feel like.
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Post#13 » by RaptorKenny » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:51 pm

Dr. Naismith didn't invent basketball.
It was simply Rasho beheading the pumpkinhead monster and throw the head into a 10 feet high garbage can.
Yes, he created the whole earth-friendly idea
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Post#14 » by RJ2392 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:51 pm

samsung wrote:Rasho can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes.


LMAO
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Post#15 » by Kabookalu » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:55 pm

Rasho once had a fight with cancer, and won.
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Post#16 » by mihaic » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:55 pm

samsung wrote:Rasho can divide by zero.

:lol:
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Post#17 » by lolwut » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:57 pm

Rasho doesn't sign contracts. He decides when and where he plays.
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Post#18 » by Maritimer » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:57 pm

Kids wear Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris wears Rasho pajamas. Well, he did, until the intimidation of seeing Rasho's face every night started to give him bad dreams. Now he checks for Rasho under his bed before going to sleep.
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Post#19 » by Kabookalu » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:59 pm

The only time Rasho was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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Post#20 » by COY0607 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:04 pm

Choker wrote:Rasho once had a fight with cancer, and won.


Rasho's tears cure cancer, too bad Rasho never cries.

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