12/22 Pistons vs Washington Generals

[Chocolate City Jordanaire]

With the #2 pick in the 2013 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards select.... Olexived Shostkovich from Siberia! He is a a 6'10" SF who started playing basketball last year. His coach in Russia says, "He hustle very hard. Bring a lot of energy, can dribble with both hands, jump high. Shoot set shot with both hands too. Can chop tree with axe for firewood, keep house warm. Good character."

Olexived Shostkovich from Siberia? He a bust.

That's what I will post on draft night.

[GhostsOfGil]

With the #2 pick in the 2013 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards select.... Olexived Shostkovich from Siberia! He is a a 6'10" SF who started playing basketball last year. His coach in Russia says, "He hustle very hard. Bring a lot of energy, can dribble with both hands, jump high. Shoot set shot with both hands too. Can chop tree with axe for firewood, keep house warm. Good character."

[closg00]

I don't think we're tanking, unless Nene and Wall are actually 100% healthy. We are genuinely just bad.

THIS! When someone is beating the "It's Randy " or "we're tanking" drum, you know they are issuing motherly protection for their Ernest.

[Chocolate City Jordanaire]

I was kidding with the tank picture in the question about Vesely. No, they're indeed just bad.

[miller31time]

With the #2 pick in the 2013 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards select.... Olexived Shostkovich from Siberia! He is a a 6'10" SF who started playing basketball last year. His coach in Russia says, "He hustle very hard. Bring a lot of energy, can dribble with both hands, jump high. Shoot set shot with both hands too. Can chop tree with axe for firewood, keep house warm. Good character."

But can he defend multiple positions?

[The Consiglieri]

Frustrating to think about how we repeatedly find our inner Abrams when the draft blows chunks. I'll say it now, i'd gladly lose 70 next year too if it meant a top overall draft pick.