Shaq Wants to Cross-Dress on the Subway

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Shaq Wants to Cross-Dress on the Subway 

Post#1 » by HMFFL » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:08 am

Shaq Wants to Cross-Dress on the Subway

From statue to cross-dresser. O’neal is ready to entertain/horrify Celtics fans off the court (and perhaps on it, too). WEEI files the report: “Just days after heading to Harvard Square to pretend he was a statue for an hour, Shaquille O’Neal revealed what his next experiments will be. Initially, Shaq mentioned that his next public foray will be seasonally-based. ‘I thinking of buy a snowsuit, standing in the middle of a field and have people throw snowballs at me,’ he said. ‘Something different.’ But then, after a suggestion from a reporter that he could integrate the ‘T’ into his next field trip, O’Neal latched onto the idea. ‘No, never,’ he said when asked if he had ever been on the subway in Boston. ‘That’s a good idea. I’m going to do that. What’s today? Sunday? I’m going to do that next week.’ O’Neal then took it to another level when explaining how he was going to appear when boarding the train. He said that he would be dressing up as a woman named, ‘Shaquita,’ ‘I’m going to do that,’ he said.”


Shaquita is starting to reach for ways to gain attention.
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Post#2 » by Wavy Q » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:09 am

smh...
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Post#3 » by Dr Aki » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:10 am

rodman got there first
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Post#4 » by BrooklynBulls » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:36 am

He's got the manboobs, so it's a tuck n' go operation from there on out.
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Post#5 » by Kayjay » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:37 am

everyone knows the feminine form of shaquille is either shaquille or shaquala
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Post#6 » by menofvalor » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:47 am

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Post#7 » by Master Shake » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:55 am

I blame Tyler Perry for this.
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Post#8 » by Scouta » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:04 am

:roll: and he called Bosh Rupaul?
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Post#9 » by gnar bonez » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:05 am

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Post#10 » by Volcano » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:13 am

Scouta wrote::roll: and he called Bosh Rupaul?


he meant it as a compliment
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Post#11 » by ImmortalD24 » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:21 am

Always knew Shaq was a bit on the fruity side.
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Post#12 » by Pablo Escobar » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:22 am

menofvalor wrote:Image


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Post#13 » by ClarenceDerozan » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:45 am

He should get a long hair wig, a shooter sleeve, and shout out Onealovic on the first night while attempting crossover dribbles and fade away jumpers/behind the back passes every time he gets the ball.
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Post#14 » by springz » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:58 am

Shaq is God
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Post#15 » by Vince Strong » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:28 am

oh Shaq, quit trying so hard to stay relevant
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Re: Shaq Wants to Cross-Dress on the Subway 

Post#16 » by jman3134 » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:22 pm

Who's he fooling anyway? He should go back to making music videos.

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