First lockout victim?

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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#41 » by DuckIII » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:45 pm

UTJazzFan_Echo1 wrote:Honestly, I'm surprised they lasted this long.


They worked hard at it, but eventually grew apart.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#42 » by Scorpion King » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:46 pm

NBA Lockout lasted longer than the joke of a marriage. This just goes back to saying you cant turn a hoe into housewife. Hopefully no one ever marries that whore.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#43 » by vincecarter4pres » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:50 pm

As someone else said, supposedly they made 18 million dollars off the wedding(although I heard 16), he probably got close to half of that.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#44 » by ThreeYearPlan » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:52 pm

Humphries is out of Kardashian's league
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#45 » by Kaner » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:56 pm

Noodle Arm wrote:He did the right thing.

Hit it & quit it.

Smash & dash

Or in Kim Kardashian's case...Pee & Flee.

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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#46 » by PippenAintEasy » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:57 pm

Red flags started popping up when she saw that 70 overall rating in 2k12.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#47 » by Star-Lord » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:07 pm

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Kim Kardashian is enough of a slut to make a sex tape, there's no way she would hold back on Humpy boy

I mean even the Bachelor contestants have sex on the show, set up and all


LOL at the notion that having a sex tape in this day and age automatically makes someone a slut.


It is when that was her sole platform into building a media empire. That tape was too well produced to be a plain jane sex tape anyways (ala the Hilton one).


Your definition of 'well produced' is very different from, oh, just about anybody with even a modicum of knowledge of the term...

I saw the trailer. That thing was shot with a handheld. Something obviously of lesser quality than even an outdated VX1000 could capture. They weren't shooting for angles like any other porn, nobody was mic'd, they aren't even using an HD setup or a tripod. Essentially the complete opposite of 'well produced.'

Lets also conveniently forget that any of the post-production in the video (editing, music, graphics etc. etc.) was put into the video by whatever porn company that bought the tape after they made the purchase. It's not like Kim was sitting there on an Avid saying, "Great, that looks great, now let's use a star wipe to transition from the doggy to the reverse cowgirl, then we'll smash cut right to the big finish."

Wasn't the Hilton sex tape shot with night vision? Well, if that doesn't scream production quality, I dunno what does...


The term 'slut' is pretty disgusting, and seems to only be used by men who have trouble reconciling with a woman's sexuality, and their right to have as much say in their individual sexuality as any man.

When was the last time you heard anybody refer to notorious Hollywood players like George Clooney or Colin Ferrell as sluts? That would be never.

If you want to start using the term in a universal manner, and drop the idea of using what bits somebody has between their legs as a qualifier, that's fine. Lord knows I've met far more men that would fit the definition of the word better than most women.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#48 » by zulu » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:29 pm

divorce was probably related to this, lol
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#49 » by Hunter103 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:30 pm

Milkdud wrote:She got $18mil for a TV wedding, thats all this was about.


No way dude, it was for LOVE. $18M worth of PURE LOVE.



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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#50 » by SheedsWeed » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:38 pm

How did they get 18m from the wedding? Just the coverage of it?
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Post#51 » by Nyce_1 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:44 pm

SheedsWeed wrote:How did they get 18m from the wedding? Just the coverage of it?

Endorsements; photo rights, & advertising. Ridiculous.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#52 » by eraman2008 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:46 pm

so just because your famous you get to
make 18million off of a fake marrige?
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#53 » by HTown_TMac » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:51 pm

PippenAintEasy wrote:Red flags started popping up when she saw that 70 overall rating in 2k12.

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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#54 » by Hustlehard23 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:51 pm

everyone knows chicks like this, you'd smash, but no way this is your main squeeze, only a lame wife's this type of chick, and if you don't know why, its cause your the lame lol
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#55 » by elbowthrower » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:54 pm

He's better off.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#56 » by Star-Lord » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:55 pm

Nyce_1 wrote:
SheedsWeed wrote:How did they get 18m from the wedding? Just the coverage of it?

Endorsements; photo rights, & advertising. Ridiculous.


E! probably accounts for half of that payday alone.

I'd literally marry anyone on this board for 9 million bucks. Sh*t, I'd do it for five. Sounds like these two made a pretty solid investment.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#57 » by Kilroy » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:01 pm

Here's the one I just can't get over...

"Hard working wife, Kim...."

Really?!!! What she does is 'hard work' today?!

She.... Get's dressed.... And SMILES! (Sometimes she gets naked... For cameras.)

Ain't nobody want to hear her talk.
(And the family rides her ass like a draft-horse)

And we wonder why young girls have f-d up self-images and priorities....
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#58 » by Bertrob » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:01 pm

She divorced him cause she realized Lamar >>>>>>>> Kris in terms of basketball skills
She couldn't stand watching Khloe have a better basketball player as a boyfriend
Now shes gonna find a player better than Lamar and marry him
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#59 » by ropjhk » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:08 pm

She probably just didn't anticipate that with the NBA lockout going on that she would lose tons of exposure and that Kris wouldn't have anything to do with his time and might actually want to hang out with her.
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Re: First lockout victim? 

Post#60 » by _Game7_ » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:09 pm

PippenAintEasy wrote:Red flags started popping up when she saw that 70 overall rating in 2k12.

haha so true. I could see it playing out.

Kris- hey babe, come check me out on 2k12, Im such a beast!!

Kim- lol hunny, what rating are you?

Kris- I'm not too sure, probably around 90- 95ish

Kim- OMG I wanna play!!! *Grabs controller looks at rating*. OMG you are a scrubbb!!! I want a divorse.

Kris- Coo I got my wedding money Peace B**ch!!!!!
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