is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball?

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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#81 » by Cloak » Sat Jan 5, 2013 4:57 am

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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#82 » by branny » Sat Jan 5, 2013 5:14 am

Debaser wrote:
branny wrote:
CHA_77_Bobcats wrote:I just got a much better idea:

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5v5v5v5v5v5 basketball.


You're welcome.


Fascinating :o


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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#83 » by brettski » Sat Jan 5, 2013 5:29 am

I am always greatful when someone makes a post this nutty so I can immediately put them on the ignore list. its the subtle nutbags you gotta watch out for.

So thank you for making it easier.
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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#84 » by Prop » Sat Jan 5, 2013 5:34 am

brettski wrote:I am always greatful when someone makes a post this nutty so I can immediately put them on the ignore list. its the subtle nutbags you gotta watch out for.

So thank you for making it easier.


ignoring is for vaginas.

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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#85 » by StatLine » Sat Jan 5, 2013 5:57 am

How the hell do you play...
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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#86 » by DiscoLives4ever » Sat Jan 5, 2013 6:02 am

Everybody is looking at the wrong. Each team would only be allowed onto 2/3rds of the court (one for offense, another for defense). Also they would have tigers on chains Gladiator-style to keep the pace of the game up.
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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#87 » by MrBigShot » Sat Jan 5, 2013 6:02 am

StatLine wrote:How the hell do you play...


Yeah, lol. This is ridiculous. It would be an interesting concept for future all star weekends though, as a joke game.
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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#88 » by karkinos » Sat Jan 5, 2013 6:16 am

CHA_77_Bobcats wrote:I just got a much better idea:

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5v5v5v5v5v5 basketball.


You're welcome.

lolol
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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#89 » by Deimos » Sat Jan 5, 2013 6:41 am

Debaser wrote:
Norma Wick wrote:Image


Can the middle be a tank full of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?



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Post#90 » by B-Ball Freak » Sat Jan 5, 2013 6:55 am

They should call it crashketball
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Post#91 » by inquisitive » Sat Jan 5, 2013 7:05 am

the diagrams are so complex that no geometry teacher could figure this out.
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Post#92 » by theokie » Sat Jan 5, 2013 7:38 am

Yes
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Post#93 » by chitownsalesmen » Sat Jan 5, 2013 7:42 am

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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#94 » by Jakay » Sat Jan 5, 2013 8:24 am

Clearly this is the stage for the ultimate evolution of the triangle offense.
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Post#95 » by blazerparty2010 » Sat Jan 5, 2013 8:39 am

I'm not sure why everyone is being so rude to the topic starter. This seems like a pretty realistic evolution for the game of basketball. I would love to see Luke Babbitt draining threes from every corner of that court. The thought of it is getting me a little hot and bothered.
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Post#96 » by shawngoat23 » Sat Jan 5, 2013 8:46 am

Baphomet wrote:This is almost on the same tier as cp3nme's 'assfault' outdoor NBA proposition.


I was going to say just this before I read your reply (don't remember the poster though).
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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#97 » by City Wok Guy » Sat Jan 5, 2013 9:03 am

I find it absolutely ridiculous that you guys are taking the OP's post seriously without any mention of riding elephants on the courts. Where's the challenge without the elephants?
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Post#98 » by DByrne86 » Sat Jan 5, 2013 9:07 am

As ridiculous as the OP is, the actual idea is pretty awesome.
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Post#99 » by Tim Lehrbach » Sat Jan 5, 2013 9:23 am

Out of bounce.
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Re: is NBA planning on implementing 5v5v5 basket ball? 

Post#100 » by Luigi » Sat Jan 5, 2013 9:35 am

Im Coming Home wrote:Guys we should combined the assfault idea with this one, 5v5v5 games, outdoors, you can bring pets, and millions and billions of people could go to the games because its outdoors!


How big is outdoor? Can hold millions.
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