Special bond between Hakeem Olajuwon and myself

[Xerxes_Tetra]

Pictures or it didn't happen

Pictures or it didn't happen

Yeah since celebrities are mythical creatures that if you come in contact with you will be indicted in special group of beings (you're no longer human) that can no longer interact with rest of the world without consent & media coverage.

Celebrities are real people, get over it. They have bowel movements like us, clog their drains n run down to their local grocery for draino and a plunger like rest of us. They get checked out by 15 year old cashier that lives a double life as a thug on the internet like rest of us. They pay with same kind of money we do, & they have mcdonalds on their way home cause "we're alone in the universe who cares and is judging me ill use the drive through" like rest of us.

Same goes for people who make above average amount of money, have above average penis size, are above average height, have higher muscle mass, etc, that internet simply refuse to believe that do exist.

& yes, human beings with vaginas also exist, porn is NOT cgi, well, usually it isn't.

But apparently while celebrities have a sense of humor and can discern when a joke has been uttered, some of the rest of us do not and/or cannot.

[Volcano]

This might be subliminal messaging. Trying to get people to move to Houston and become a Muslim.

[rizkid92]

I wonder which mosque Asik goes to in Houston.. I heard many stories of him in one of chicago's mosque, although I never actually met him :/

[bballcool34]

I imagine taking a picture in a mosque would be discouraged..

[Neato]

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnyWar8uOTI[/youtube]

[Inevitable]

Hakeem was in Toronto for one season and what he did for not only the Muslim community, but the entire city is still spoken of today.

[The_Didact_117]

Pictures or it didn't happen

Pictures or it didn't happen

Yeah since celebrities are mythical creatures that if you come in contact with you will be indicted in special group of beings (you're no longer human) that can no longer interact with rest of the world without consent & media coverage.

Celebrities are real people, get over it. They have bowel movements like us, clog their drains n run down to their local grocery for draino and a plunger like rest of us. They get checked out by 15 year old cashier that lives a double life as a thug on the internet like rest of us. They pay with same kind of money we do, & they have mcdonalds on their way home cause "we're alone in the universe who cares and is judging me ill use the drive through" like rest of us.

Same goes for people who make above average amount of money, have above average penis size, are above average height, have higher muscle mass, etc, that internet simply refuse to believe that do exist.

& yes, human beings with vaginas also exist, porn is NOT cgi, well, usually it isn't.

Should have just stopped with the first paragraph. lol at the last line, wat?

[airyak13]

When keeping it humblebrag goes wrong.

[TheUroborosWorm]

I have a special bond with Lyv Tyler since the Crazy videoclip, and still lasts today, its such a shame she does'nt reciprocate.

[KI-DW-TT-AB]

Fellow men.

I can only hope that one day you may be privileged to feel how I felt while making that post.

Don't judge me.

[Doddage]

I don't see the "special" bond here, tbh. It's cool that you know him in this setting, but there's nothing more to this than two people attending the same religious community.

[XtotheDeezy]

I doubt Hakeem thinks about you outside of that 'special bond' moment where you shake hands and hug like most people do at these religious gatherings.