Man jabari Parker looks out of shape

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Post#1 » by aboogie » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:57 am

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Post#2 » by AustinRiversGod » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:07 am

He makes Chrispy Kreme Paul look like Zyzz
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Post#3 » by Slava » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:16 am

He still has a lot of baby fat.
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Post#4 » by M4P » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:16 am

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Post#5 » by hodgy#11 » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:27 am

Not a good sign.

Was going to compare to Melo but then looked at Melo as a rookie and he's significantly leaner

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Post#6 » by WesleyExChiFan » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:42 am

He's still a kid, that's why. He's going to have a rough year in front of him. Milwaukee might be pretty darn good in a couple years if he and giannis develop properly. Kidd gets a bad rap for forcing his way out of bkn, but I think he made the right decision. Lots of young talent on that team.
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Post#7 » by tribulations » Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:03 am

He looked athletic and quick on his feet in Summer League.

I'll trust video over stills any day of the week.
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Post#8 » by Risk101 » Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:12 am

hodgy#11 wrote:Not a good sign.

Was going to compare to Melo but then looked at Melo as a rookie and he's significantly leaner

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Yeah Jabari needs to cut some weight. It's not even that close between him and Melo.

FYI Jabari has always looked out of shape.
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Post#9 » by RoyalMajesty » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:01 am

NawwwWWWW, it's the tank top that's making him look big :lol:
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Post#10 » by 76ciology » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:05 am

Shouldn't his metabolism be like a burning furnace at his age and physical activities? Imagine when he hits his 30s. He needs to change his lifestyle.
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Post#11 » by DoubleLintendre » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:08 am

Must be all those buckets



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Post#12 » by Chalk1 » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:21 am

He's half Tongan. They don't come in skinny.
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Post#13 » by miltk » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:06 am

Chalk1 wrote:He's half Tongan. They don't come in skinny.


^^^this^^^

the polynesian peoples are thick. jabari packed on a ton of weight the season he was injured in high school even though he did play games. i don't think you'll see much change in his body weight. it'll be interesting to see if he does lose weight during the course of the season.
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Post#16 » by NaturalBuns » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:02 am

Have a feeling he's going to be forced a allstar/superstar.

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Post#17 » by AJ Valliant » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:20 am

Chalk1 wrote:He's half Tongan. They don't come in skinny.


I was completely unaware of that. Him and Steven Adams can form a club.
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Post#18 » by Sting3r » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:39 am

Wow you guys sure do love to over react over a single picture.

I agree he looks lil chunkier than usual but that could be cause of un ironed shirt and the lighting.
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Post#19 » by brutalitops » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:43 am

new Draftee isn't in NBA shape

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Post#20 » by Collymore » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:50 am

Sting3r wrote:Wow you guys sure do love to over react over a single picture.

I agree he looks lil chunkier than usual but that could be cause of un ironed shirt and the lighting.

Or it could be because the Bucks blew it again.

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