Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line

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Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#1 » by DLoMor » Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:47 am

How is that possible? He did it in 2011 against the Blazers.
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Post#2 » by miamiheat319 » Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:48 am

wow i haven't heard the name joel anthony in a loonngg time. and i'm a heat fan
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Re: Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#3 » by kingr » Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:07 am

Lol OP give us like a week break before you make another thread.
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Re: Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#5 » by LaLover11 » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:02 am

Yet he was supposed to beat the Mavs in 2011
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Post#6 » by uraverage » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:03 am

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Clearly he was betting the under.
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Post#7 » by GreatWhiteStiff » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:07 am

A scrub raptor plater did this once, playing significant minutes, and Sam Mitchell called him out for not being in the game- his 0/0/0/0 or whatever stat line. It definitely made the media rounds at the time.
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Re: Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#8 » by azcatz11 » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:09 am

GreatWhiteStiff wrote:A scrub raptor plater did this once, playing significant minutes, and Sam Mitchell called him out for not being in the game- his 0/0/0/0 or whatever stat line. It definitely made the media rounds at the time.


Care to divulge?
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Post#9 » by DLoMor » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:10 am

How come there is an image of Snell doing it but not Joel Anthony?
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Post#10 » by EmpireFalls » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:17 am

Dude was legitimately starting next to the Big 3 in a Finals game. Absurdity. That 2011 roster looks worse and worse every time I see it.
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Re: Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#11 » by GreatWhiteStiff » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:17 am

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GreatWhiteStiff wrote:A scrub raptor plater did this once, playing significant minutes, and Sam Mitchell called him out for not being in the game- his 0/0/0/0 or whatever stat line. It definitely made the media rounds at the time.


Care to divulge?


I don't remember the players name at the time. You can probably find it on YouTube by googling sam Mitchell 0 0 0 0 quote or something.
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Post#12 » by zeebneeb » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:20 am

Clifford Robinson was a terrible rebounder, and I distinctly remember him playing 40+ minutes in a game once when he was on the Pistons, and grabbed zero rebounds.

Pistons also had Michael Curry, and we used to call him binary man. 0-1-0-1 type of stat lines.
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Post#13 » by Dubious Handles » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:54 am

Joel Anthony imo has a legit argument for worst nba player of all time considering the amount of minutes he played and the stake he played for
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Post#14 » by CobraCommander » Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:16 am

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Clearly he was betting the under.

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Post#15 » by CobraCommander » Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:17 am

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Clearly he was betting the under.

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Re: Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#16 » by RoteSchroder » Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:28 am

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azcatz11 wrote:
GreatWhiteStiff wrote:A scrub raptor plater did this once, playing significant minutes, and Sam Mitchell called him out for not being in the game- his 0/0/0/0 or whatever stat line. It definitely made the media rounds at the time.


Care to divulge?


I don't remember the players name at the time. You can probably find it on YouTube by googling sam Mitchell 0 0 0 0 quote or something.


Pape Sow and Jereme Moiso only played 7 and 3 minutes, so it wasn't that big of a deal. Lamond Murray and Loren Woods didn't have all-zero lines, but didn't exactly fill up the box score either.

Lucky for me, this is the year I really started following the Raptors religiously.

https://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore/_/gameId/241123027

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Re: Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#17 » by madskillz8 » Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:31 am

zeebneeb wrote:Clifford Robinson was a terrible rebounder, and I distinctly remember him playing 40+ minutes in a game once when he was on the Pistons, and grabbed zero rebounds.

Pistons also had Michael Curry, and we used to call him binary man. 0-1-0-1 type of stat lines.


At that time, it was a mystery for me that why Detroit is playing Curry big minutes. Maybe for his leadership? AFAIR he then became the NBAPA president.
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Re: Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#18 » by lambchop » Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:14 am

Probably just did what the team needed him to do. Was boxing out the bigs while wade, lbj, bosh or whoever went in for the rebounds, set good screens and had some dribble hand offs that led to ball movement etc.
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Post#19 » by Sofia » Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:02 am

Forget the 5x0, it’s all about the trillions.

X minutes, and 0 everything else. No boards, no shot attempts, no fouls, no turnovers, nothing!

Snell has an 8 Trillion.
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Re: Joel Anthony once played 29 minutes and recorded all 0 as a stat line 

Post#20 » by Iwasawitness » Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:01 am

That was their starting center everyone.

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