"Fun" Chris Bosh taunts for his return
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"Fun" Chris Bosh taunts for his return
I'm working on a post about Bosh in which I'm going to include some suggested "fun" taunts for Bosh's return. I have about five so far, but I'd like to get up to 10 good ones in time for when I publish this afternoon. If you have any good ones to share, I'll give credit in the post.
Of course, the main benefit of a thread like this is so that Raptors fans can hopefully yell something semi-clever instead of just booing him. There's no point in arguing about whether or not people should boo and yell at him because they're going to do it anyway so maybe we can at least be somewhat clever about it. Here's what I've got so far.
- "Ooooostrich! Ooooostrich!" (in reference to this http://www.thescore.com/buzz/articles/1 ... -boshtrich )
- "You sucked on Entourage, Bosh!"
- "Hey Bosh! How's life as LeBron's and Wade's designated grenade-catcher?"
- "Hey Bosh! Your First Ink DVD sold fewer copies than Ron Artest's rap album!"
- "Vince-was-bet-ter!" Clap-clap-clapclapclap
Knowing this place, I'm fully prepared for people to tell me my taunts suck and therefore I suck. This is why I'm starting this thread so you can show me the good stuff. And.... GO!
Of course, the main benefit of a thread like this is so that Raptors fans can hopefully yell something semi-clever instead of just booing him. There's no point in arguing about whether or not people should boo and yell at him because they're going to do it anyway so maybe we can at least be somewhat clever about it. Here's what I've got so far.
- "Ooooostrich! Ooooostrich!" (in reference to this http://www.thescore.com/buzz/articles/1 ... -boshtrich )
- "You sucked on Entourage, Bosh!"
- "Hey Bosh! How's life as LeBron's and Wade's designated grenade-catcher?"
- "Hey Bosh! Your First Ink DVD sold fewer copies than Ron Artest's rap album!"
- "Vince-was-bet-ter!" Clap-clap-clapclapclap
Knowing this place, I'm fully prepared for people to tell me my taunts suck and therefore I suck. This is why I'm starting this thread so you can show me the good stuff. And.... GO!
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koolguy wrote:rupaul
Can't believe I forgot that one. "RUUUUUU-PAAAAAAUL!"
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Someone attending the game print these off and stick them on to a sign please.
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koolguy wrote:rupaul
This should be #1 to #10 if you're hell bent on booing the guy.
Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation.
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The Vince one would expose how idiotic and bitter our fans are. We still boo Vince, yet when Bosh comes we compliment Vince just to put Bosh down? Make up your minds...
I like the other 3 but they're pretty long, I don't even know how those chants would go.
I like the other 3 but they're pretty long, I don't even know how those chants would go.
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Lionel Messi wrote:I like the other 3 but they're pretty long, I don't even know how those chants would go.
Those wouldn't really be chants, somebody could yell that during a break in action -- kind of like when Hedo returned and that one fan yelled, "HEDO! YOU ARE FLAT-OUT LAZY… YOU HAVE ZERO WORK ETHIC! YOU’RE PATHETIC!"
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Lionel Messi wrote:The Vince one would expose how idiotic and bitter our fans are. We still boo Vince, yet when Bosh comes we compliment Vince just to put Bosh down? Make up your minds...
I like the other 3 but they're pretty long, I don't even know how those chants would go.
uhhh we were already exposed as being idiotic when we chanted "VC sucks"...when he hit 2 game winners and eliminated us in the playoffs..
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The rupaul chant would be awesome
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Scott Carefoot wrote:Knowing this place, I'm fully prepared for people to tell me my taunts suck and therefore I suck.
But seriously, as a fanbase we're not really in a position to throw stones. Booing is generic, but to actually throw out words just doesn't work, imo.
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But with the above said, I'd say if the Raps could chant "MVP" for just about any Raptor who gets to the line, it would remind Bosh how he went from hero to zero.
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Terrible, just terrible.
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Lets Go Raptors, CB Blows
then work in a few VC sucks as well as Lebron at the end of the Blows
then work in a few VC sucks as well as Lebron at the end of the Blows
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"Hey Chris - did Lebron's mom really go to Boston for Valentine's Day?"
or
"Rupaul - how does' Wade's and James' ass taste? We know that's the only way they took you."
or
"Rupaul - how does' Wade's and James' ass taste? We know that's the only way they took you."
Ska needs to make a comeback.
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"Vince was better" -- Bosh would know if Raps fans are chanting that, there's some serious hate. Who knows might even be a strange catharsis for fans to get over Vince.
How bout:
"3rd banana clap-clap-clap-clap-clap"
"Mikki Moore clap-clap-clap-clap-clap"
How bout:
"3rd banana clap-clap-clap-clap-clap"
"Mikki Moore clap-clap-clap-clap-clap"
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WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*
The Rupaul chant should be constant though.
The Rupaul chant should be constant though.
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I dunno, the closer it gets to his return, the less I want to boo him.
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MVP MVP MVP
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You have to have something easy that will catch on quick. Two syllables should be good. So how about.....LAAAAAAAAPPPPPP DOOOOOOGGGGGGGG?