
First off let me thank the LAST-PLACE TEXAS RANGERS for beating the Milwaukee Brewers not once but twice!




Game Time: 7:05 PM CST
Network:

*Plays Tomahawk Chop song that somehow is not offensive but Chief Illiniwek was.*


Image Of The Day:
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Things To Watch When Jacque Jones is At-Bat:
1) The Series Finale Of The Sopranos

2) The Simple Life Goes To Camp with jail bird Paris Hilton

3) Game 2 of the 2007 NBA Finals (Cavs/That team that always wins)

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4) The Tony Awards (My favorite awards show)

5) Or you can watch him strike out

Now to the game:

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Ted Lilly

4-4 3.99 ERA
VS
Buddy Carlyle

1-1 4.50 ERA
Notes:
-A win gives us the series win, a loss ties the series at 2.
-The Astros come into town tomorrow for a one game series.
-Oh wait, the Astros are already in town playing the White Sox.
-Oh wait, the Astros are already in town BEATING the White Sox.

"F*** You D$%^#^ SportsWorld you F**** F** B****"