First off let me thank the LAST-PLACE TEXAS RANGERS for beating the Milwaukee Brewers not once but twice!
Game Time: 7:05 PM CST
Network:
*Plays Tomahawk Chop song that somehow is not offensive but Chief Illiniwek was.*
Image Of The Day:
http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/
Things To Watch When Jacque Jones is At-Bat:
1) The Series Finale Of The Sopranos
2) The Simple Life Goes To Camp with jail bird Paris Hilton
3) Game 2 of the 2007 NBA Finals (Cavs/That team that always wins)
@
4) The Tony Awards (My favorite awards show)
5) Or you can watch him strike out
Now to the game:
@
Ted Lilly
4-4 3.99 ERA
VS
Buddy Carlyle
1-1 4.50 ERA
Notes:
-A win gives us the series win, a loss ties the series at 2.
-The Astros come into town tomorrow for a one game series.
-Oh wait, the Astros are already in town playing the White Sox.
-Oh wait, the Astros are already in town BEATING the White Sox.
"F*** You D$%^#^ SportsWorld you F**** F** B****"
