(Verse 1)
Listen up, folks, gather 'round real quick,
I got a story 'bout a crime, I'll make you sick.
I embarrassed my team, made a fool of myself,
But this apology? Nah, it's all for show and stealth.
(Chorus)
I'm sorry, yeah, so sorry, for what I did,
But honestly, who cares? I just wanna kid.
I messed up big time, oh, what a shame,
But let's be real, it's all part of the game.
(Verse 2)
I dribbled off court, got caught in the act,
Committed a crime, but hey, it's just a fact.
Embarrassed my team? Well, so did they,
We're a bunch of misfits, what else can I say?
(Chorus)
I'm sorry, yeah, so sorry, for what I did,
But seriously, it's just a stupid bid.
I let my team down, oh, cry me a river,
We're all in this mess, let's forgive and deliver.
(Verse 3)
But don't worry, folks, I promise to change,
As much as I promise to grow wings and range.
I'll earn back your trust, or maybe not,
Who needs it anyway? I'll give it a plot twist.
(Bridge)
To my team, my fans, who may feel betrayed,
This insincere apology is all I've conveyed.
But hey, let's move on, let's brush it aside,
'Cause deep down, we all know it's a hollow ride.
(Chorus)
I'm sorry, yeah, so sorry, for what I did,
But let's not pretend it's a big bid.
I let my team down, oh, what a mess,
But who really cares? Let's all just confess.
(Outro)
So there you have it, my sarcastic rhyme,
This apology's a joke, a waste of time.
I'll keep doing me, no need for remorse,
Life's too short for sincerity, of course.
Note: This sarcastic rap takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to an insincere apology. It intentionally presents a lack of remorse and a dismissive attitude. Please keep in mind that this is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes.