Post#1627 » by soxperry » Sun Feb 4, 2024 1:58 am
[Jerry and George are seated at the diner across from each other]
George: (tosses newspaper onto table in frustration) You know what i find astonishing?
Jerry: I'm sensing this is rhetorical
George: This league is absolutely brimming with talent. There's more talent now than ever before.
Jerry: Here we go... (takes a sip from his cup)
George: They're talking expansion, there's so much talent. All this talent, and we have no depth.
Jerry: None?
George: Zero!
Jerry: (winces) Ohhhh
Jerry: Wait, what about Bobby Portis? People seem to like him.
George: Fool's gold.
Jerry: That's a bit harsh.
George: Listen, he's a fun player, but he cant defend.
Jerry: (points) Gotta defend.
George: Show me one great team that didnt defend!
Jerry: Can't be done.
Jerry: Alright, what about Pat Connaughton?
George: (shrieking) Pat Connaughton?! Pat Connaughton??!! Jerry, he hasnt been good in three years!
[Kramer enters the diner and slides into the booth next to Jerry]
Kramer: (gesturing at George) What's he worked up about?
Jerry: It's the Bucks again. George doesnt think they got the bench to compete.
Kramer: (points) I'll tell you who's good... That Andre Jackson Jr! You should see him go, Jerry. The kid is incredible! (pounds fists on table).
George: Cant stay on the court...
Kramer: Yeah, well, there's something fishy about that. Im telling you, it doesnt make any sense!
Jerry: Are you thinking conspiracy?
Kramer: It's too early to tell, but Ive got my eye on it (raises his eyebrow dramatically, over exaggerating)
Jerry: So it's hopeless?
George: (puts his head down on table) We're finished.
Jerry: The window is closed
George: (head still down) slammed shut
Jerry: On the bright side, I guess you'll have time to start dating again.
(George slowly picks his head up, shooting Jerry a devastated look)
[laughter, cue outro)