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Pascal dumped Yak

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Pascal dumped Yak 

Post#1 » by fbalmeida » Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:04 pm

It dawned on me the other day how betrayed and dumped Poeltl must feel, regarding the details that came public (Sam Amick report) following Siakam's departure via trade.

Yak was like.... "Yo Pascal, I'm your bestest BFF in da whole wide world right? That's why they gave up a 1st round pick for me right?

Pascal:
Spoiler:
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-Dude.... I meanformepersonallylikeobviouslyyouknowlikeicanonlyspeakformyself, ya, I guess.



Meanwhile, Pascal's texting Myles Turner:

- Turner, you're the only big in the world for me! Will you be my spacing 5-man?

Fast forward -> trade goes down, Pascal to Indy, and word comes out that Pascal was super high on wanting to play with Turner.

Yak be like:
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-Bro, like wtf?


Added photos for emphasis. Quotes may be fictional. Chronology is a loose adaptation of actual events.
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Post#2 » by MessiahUjiri » Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:15 pm

Yo man, nice story
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Post#3 » by Waylanderz » Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:25 pm

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Post#4 » by Potential » Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:25 pm

This team needs a center who can stretch the floor. Purple needs to be on a better team where he'd fit well like Hartenstein on the Knicks
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Post#5 » by RickyBall » Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:34 pm

Who wrote this? My 4 year old?
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Post#6 » by TorontoBarneys » Wed Feb 7, 2024 1:46 pm

Stop reminding people on this forum that the Yak trade was bad. Do you want even more angst and friction on this place? :lol:
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Post#7 » by TravisScott55 » Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:02 pm

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Post#8 » by WeThe2019Champs » Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:03 pm

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Post#9 » by dTox » Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:08 pm

Wtf

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Post#10 » by shmoosicle » Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:15 pm

Can you link to this report you're talking about because I have no idea
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Post#11 » by nestea » Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:16 pm

Waylanderz wrote:Image


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Post#12 » by sbsat » Wed Feb 7, 2024 2:18 pm

What is this?
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Post#14 » by mrdressup » Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:05 pm

This is channeling Ernest Hemmingway.
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Post#15 » by Mr Funk » Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:10 pm

The front office screwed up and traded for the wrong centre. Myles Turner would've been such a better fit.
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Post#16 » by Shakril » Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:14 pm

fbalmeida wrote:It dawned on me the other day how betrayed and dumped Poeltl must feel, regarding the details that came public (Sam Amick report) following Siakam's departure via trade.

Yak was like.... "Yo Pascal, I'm your bestest BFF in da whole wide world right? That's why they gave up a 1st round pick for me right?

Pascal:
Spoiler:
Image

-Dude.... I meanformepersonallylikeobviouslyyouknowlikeicanonlyspeakformyself, ya, I guess.



Meanwhile, Pascal's texting Myles Turner:

- Turner, you're the only big in the world for me! Will you be my spacing 5-man?

Fast forward -> trade goes down, Pascal to Indy, and word comes out that Pascal was super high on wanting to play with Turner.

Yak be like:
Spoiler:
Image

-Bro, like wtf?


Added photos for emphasis. Quotes may be fictional. Chronology is a loose adaptation of actual events.



Now what really happened....

Pascal didnt want to leave but wanted the Max (or near max).
Masai instead pulled the Plug on the Era and tried to get something for Pascal (Bruce Brown and bad picks).
It is rather obvious Siakam would not have resigned unless it is a near Max.


Poeltl already said his piece about what he wants (beeing competitive) and the FO already said Poeltl is a part of the Future.
Dont know if he has the stomach to wait for it.

So no real drama here, just different wishes that are conflicting with each other.
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Post#17 » by Scase » Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:15 pm

Is it the off season already? :lol: :lol:
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Post#18 » by pilkoids » Wed Feb 7, 2024 3:16 pm

8am is a helluva time to get high man...
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Post#19 » by Dennis 37 » Wed Feb 7, 2024 4:25 pm

nestea wrote:
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The girl is trying to pretend she's interested.
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Post#20 » by ontnut » Wed Feb 7, 2024 4:27 pm

This is not the kind of fan fiction I ever want to read again.
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