emunney wrote:I can't remember who on here made the joke that Ramon Sessions sounds like the name of a Steely Dan album, but it's still the first thing that hits my brain whenever he comes up.
As a huge fan of both the Bucks and the Dan, I wholeheartedly agree.
I asked chatgpt to write a song about Ramon Sessions like Steely Dan would. Not too shabby...
Verse 1
Cold cream moon on Wisconsin Ave
Back-alley sax where the long shots have
The BC floor glowing in that red and green hue
Twenty gold dimes like the prophets knew
Pre-Chorus
Silk-lined warm-up, brass in the stands
Kohl in the shadows with the game in his hands
Chorus
He dropped twenty dimes at the BC that night
Spun the whole floor in a Mercury light
From the Third Ward bars to the Lakeshore sand
Realgm whispers the name of the On Time Man
Verse 2
Green and cream nights, the fans liked him badly
Baseline magic at the Center of Bradley
Took the rock downtown, fed the paint like wine
Every cut was a beat in a perfect line
Pre-Chorus
Silk-lined warm-up, brass in the stands
Kohl in the shadows with the game in his hands
Chorus
He dropped twenty dimes at the BC that night
Spun the whole floor in a Mercury light
From the Third Ward bars to the Lakeshore sand
Realgm whispers the name of the On Time Man
Bridge
Numbers on the glass like a jazzman’s score
Ten in the first, and he’s begging for more
Swapped his Nikes for a sharkskin tan
In the alley behind with the On Time Man
Outro
Fade out slow past the Hoan Bridge span
You can’t stop the clock for the On Time Man