Week 1 game thread

[QB_Eagles]

Unwritten rule? As far as I know spitting is considered assault irl.

Yeah, and if you hit it's battery.

[QB_Eagles]

He should have got at least 1 game for conduct detrimental to the league. The ejection was justified but actually being suspended for 1 game would have been justified.

Oh well. I’m sure the thug will do something else before the end of the year to get suspended. I bet he beats his girlfriend (or boyfriend).

Dak spat first, so they would have had to suspend him as well, because lack of accuracy does not protect from punishment.

Also it's Cowboys players not Eagles players who are regularly in the news for domestic abuse. Maybe you got confused there.

Lack of accuracy lmaaaaaoooo

If Iran fired an ICBM at Mr B's house it would be an international incident whether they hit his domicile or not.

[Mr B]

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As expected, Jalen Carter will not be suspended further games. Like I said before, missing the entire game 1 is basically a suspension anyway and the league agrees.

He should have got at least 1 game for conduct detrimental to the league. The ejection was justified but actually being suspended for 1 game would have been justified.

Oh well. I’m sure the thug will do something else before the end of the year to get suspended. I bet he beats his girlfriend (or boyfriend).

Dak spat first, so they would have had to suspend him as well, because lack of accuracy does not protect from punishment.

Also it's Cowboys players not Eagles players who are regularly in the news for domestic abuse. Maybe you got confused there.

Dak didn’t spit on anyone.

[Mr B]

Dak spat first, so they would have had to suspend him as well, because lack of accuracy does not protect from punishment.

Also it's Cowboys players not Eagles players who are regularly in the news for domestic abuse. Maybe you got confused there.

More than 1 game would have been ridiculous. Tyreek Hill is suiting up this weekend and he has like 11 allegations against him lol. Yes, spitting is bad but it's more of an unwritten rule thing that doesn't deserve insane punishments.

Unwritten rule? As far as I know spitting is considered assault irl.

[Mr B]

He should have got at least 1 game for conduct detrimental to the league. The ejection was justified but actually being suspended for 1 game would have been justified.

Oh well. I’m sure the thug will do something else before the end of the year to get suspended. I bet he beats his girlfriend (or boyfriend).

Dak spat first, so they would have had to suspend him as well, because lack of accuracy does not protect from punishment.

Also it's Cowboys players not Eagles players who are regularly in the news for domestic abuse. Maybe you got confused there.

Lack of accuracy lmaaaaaoooo

Yea QB Eagles is never accurate.

[Mr B]

Dak spat first, so they would have had to suspend him as well, because lack of accuracy does not protect from punishment.

Also it's Cowboys players not Eagles players who are regularly in the news for domestic abuse. Maybe you got confused there.

Lack of accuracy lmaaaaaoooo

If Iran fired an ICBM at Mr B's house it would be an international incident whether they hit his domicile or not.

You wouldn’t consider Iran firing a missle at the U.S. and international incident?

[QB_Eagles]

More than 1 game would have been ridiculous. Tyreek Hill is suiting up this weekend and he has like 11 allegations against him lol. Yes, spitting is bad but it's more of an unwritten rule thing that doesn't deserve insane punishments.

Unwritten rule? As far as I know spitting is considered assault irl.

"Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person"... that's what Dak did.

[QB_Eagles]

Lack of accuracy lmaaaaaoooo

If Iran fired an ICBM at Mr B's house it would be an international incident whether they hit his domicile or not.

You wouldn’t consider Iran firing a missle at the U.S. and international incident?

I would. But you seem to think Iran firing a ballistic missile into Newark Bay wouldn't be a provocation.

[azcatz11]

Unwritten rule? As far as I know spitting is considered assault irl.

"Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person"... that's what Dak did.

It’s us against the world. It’s officially war

[Mr B]

Unwritten rule? As far as I know spitting is considered assault irl.

"Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person"... that's what Dak did.

Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person “MAY be considered disorderly conduct. “


Where as spitting ON a person is considered assault.

[Mr B]

If Iran fired an ICBM at Mr B's house it would be an international incident whether they hit his domicile or not.

You wouldn’t consider Iran firing a missle at the U.S. and international incident?

I would. But you seem to think Iran firing a ballistic missile into Newark Bay wouldn't be a provocation.

So you’re comparing spit to a ballistic missile. Got it! Lol

[QB_Eagles]

"Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person"... that's what Dak did.

Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person “MAY be considered disorderly conduct. “


Where as spitting ON a person is considered assault.

Turns out the Cowboys-supporting police is lying:

https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/docs/pe/htm/pe.22.htm

It only mentions saliva in regards to sexual assault and harassment of a public official.

Spitting as an "offensive gesture" can fall under disorderly conduct, but it is immaterial whether the saliva hits a person.

[azcatz11]

You wouldn’t consider Iran firing a missle at the U.S. and international incident?

I would. But you seem to think Iran firing a ballistic missile into Newark Bay wouldn't be a provocation.

So you’re comparing spit to a ballistic missile. Got it! Lol

How many games were you looking for? Just an additional so 2 total?

[Mr B]

"Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person"... that's what Dak did.

Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person “MAY be considered disorderly conduct. “


Where as spitting ON a person is considered assault.

Turns out the Cowboys-supporting police is lying:

https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/docs/pe/htm/pe.22.htm

It only mentions saliva in regards to sexual assault and harassment of a public official.

Spitting as an "offensive gesture" can fall under disorderly conduct, but it is immaterial whether the saliva hits a person.

You spit on someone in Texas and you’re likely to get shot or stomped out, or both.

[Mr B]

I would. But you seem to think Iran firing a ballistic missile into Newark Bay wouldn't be a provocation.

So you’re comparing spit to a ballistic missile. Got it! Lol

How many games were you looking for? Just an additional so 2 total?

What are you talking about?
Are you asking how many games I think the Cowboys will win?

[QB_Eagles]

So you’re comparing spit to a ballistic missile. Got it! Lol

How many games were you looking for? Just an additional so 2 total?

What are you talking about?
Are you asking how many games I think the Cowboys will win?

No, he's asking how many games you think Carter should've been suspended.

[azcatz11]

Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person “MAY be considered disorderly conduct. “


Where as spitting ON a person is considered assault.

Turns out the Cowboys-supporting police is lying:

https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/docs/pe/htm/pe.22.htm

It only mentions saliva in regards to sexual assault and harassment of a public official.

Spitting as an "offensive gesture" can fall under disorderly conduct, but it is immaterial whether the saliva hits a person.

You spit on someone in Texas and you’re likely to get shot or stomped out, or both.

These things are different within sporting events. There's probably at least 5 acts every NFL game that would constitute a felony in real life.

[QB_Eagles]

Spitting in a public place, without making contact with a person “MAY be considered disorderly conduct. “


Where as spitting ON a person is considered assault.

Turns out the Cowboys-supporting police is lying:

https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/docs/pe/htm/pe.22.htm

It only mentions saliva in regards to sexual assault and harassment of a public official.

Spitting as an "offensive gesture" can fall under disorderly conduct, but it is immaterial whether the saliva hits a person.

You spit on someone in Texas and you’re likely to get shot or stomped out, or both.

Lots of trash talk gets spoken on a football field that could get you killed IRL, too.

I thought only pussy snowflakes get easily triggered.

[Mamba Mentality]

Lost Purdy, Kittle, and Jennings in one week. CMC was also held out of practice today, probably just precautionary, but it wouldn't suprise anyone if he ended up missing time. This season is ****.

[QB_Eagles]

Lost Purdy, Kittle, and Jennings in one week. CMC was also held out of practice today, probably just precautionary, but it wouldn't suprise anyone if he ended up missing time. This season is ****.

What happened to Purdy?

Look at the positive though. Mike McDaniel will get fired in Miami and then he could re-join Shanahan as OC.