But seriously, let's all calm down about his voracious dunks during Saturday's dunk competition. He's freaking 7 feet. He should win. That's like giving Gary Coleman props for being short.
Howard can't hold Spud Webb's jock.
Besides, if you put a slice of pepperoni pizza and some chicken wings on the rim instead of a cupcake, Shaq would have won the dunk contest.
Overall, the dunk contest now sucks.
It's come down to props like cupcakes. The dunk contest doesn't excite me; it makes me hungry. What's next? Emeril cooks an omelet while someone jams?
What an embarrassing article.