So remembering the Patrick Ewing to the Knicks conspiracy, the following lottery/draft scenario can be taken as concrete proof that the NBA Lottery is a sham. It this is how the balls bounce tonight--the truth is no longer in question.
#1 - New York Knicks - Derrick Rose
Not really original. About a billion people have pointed this out, but with D'Antoni taking over, this is the quickest way to get the mega market going again.
#2 - Miami Heat - Michael Beasley
And this isn't much of a reach, since they have the best shot at #1, but this keeps the ball in Wade's hands, and could put the Heat right back in the playoffs (meaning they don't have to pick a new superstar to pump up--Wade can pick it up again...)
#3 - Chicago Bulls - Brook Lopez
Another major market, with an (obviously) great tradition/history, and C is a desperate need for them. I live here, and right now the city is busy hating this team. They have to win their fan base back filling the low post need is a good start. Of course, they also need a coach...
#4 - Seattle SuperSonics - OJ Mayo
They don't have to suffer the PR nightmare the #1 or #2 pick (back to back superstars right as they leave town), but Mayo would help make them quickly competitive in their new city, and be fun as hell to watch.
#5 - Minnesota Timberwolves - Anthony Randolph
Wolves get screwed. Again. Everyone wins!
OR, you can look on the bright side and remember the last time we drafted a teenaged forward who was too skinny... With luck, he might keep growing and end up around 6'13"
You heard it here first.
Chaz
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Hopefully this skinny SF will be a better clutch player.
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Not really. Right now, Mayo looks to be the best pick, but we're still more than a month out from the draft so anyone could leap ahead of him, let's hope its not Bayless or Gordon.
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I think for me, the same goes with Randolph. Maybe I'm being a little too sentimental in the sense that Randolph slightly reminds me of KG and part of me wants another KG, but like I said there's still lots of time for people to impress or disappoint McHale.
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