Community Thread IX

[snaquille oatmeal]

ok I got one:

so Dexmores alter ego is flying around high above the city of Metrapolis looking for crimes being committed.

he is quite bored because at this time criminals seem to be out to lunch. suddently, he spots DDs Wonder Woman sun bathing nude on top of a building.

with nothing to do the man of steel decides to execute a "flyby".

in a nanosecond he jumps on top of her and makes a quick "Superjuice" deposit then flys away.

afterwards Wonder Woman says "OMG! that was incredible!!!!".

the invisible man responds "I don't know about incredible but my A-whole really hurts.

[Slava]

[Verbal]

Sofa King has definitely stepped his game up. +2

How in the bloody hell did j-far get to 10k before me?


Old one, but good one, Snaq.

Dexmor reminds me of the Dexter series that was recommended to me a while back.

[Verbal]

Whoa.

I didn't know you were that into homosexual porno.

Im not. Reason I know is because I was reading up on the latest interrogation techniques.

Apparently you have a 100% success rate. Good job.

I don't know why you would assume I'd be apart of such a thing.

Sorry bud, but the scene where you start rappin, and then abruptly stop and complain about people tryna steal your rhymes gave you away.

1. Regarding the first quoted response from you:

Did your employer give you my stats, too?


2. Regarding the second quoted response from you:

-3 on your satire here.

But in case you were wondering... they know their place now.

[Verbal]

ok I got one:

so Dexmores alter ego is flying around high above the city of Metrapolis looking for crimes being committed.

he is quite bored because at this time criminals seem to be out to lunch. suddently, he spots DDs Wonder Woman sun bathing nude on top of a building.

with nothing to do the man of steel decides to execute a "flyby".

in a nanosecond he jumps on top of her and makes a quick "Superjuice" deposit then flys away.

afterwards Wonder Woman says "OMG! that was incredible!!!!".

the invisible man responds "I don't know about incredible but my A-whole really hurts.

In all honesty, I never knew there was an invisible man.

Jessica Alba played the invisible woman in the "Fantastic Four" movie, if I'm not mistaken.


I haven't officially seen "Wonder Woman's" pictures/videos online yet.

Anyone willing to post it for me/us would be greatly appreciated, if she's hot/cute.

[hermes]

hey guys are we doing a fantasy football league again?

[LLcoleJ]

Yes.
i will set it up this week.

[Verbal]

Can a newb like me play too!? =]

[hermes]

ok. can you reserve a spot for me? i am busy with moving for college and i don't want to miss out!

[snaquille oatmeal]

Yes.
i will set it up this week.

Phil, I know you are a chargers fan and I completely forgot about it. the Charges came to my work to practice last week. it was open to friends and family of military. I should have remembered about you and extended an invate for you and your kids. no wifes though- the cheerleaders were there to practice too + I had free tickets to the last satudays game. maybe next time.

[Sofa King]

^Kind of like I had 300 free tickets from the Boys and Girls club for a Dodger game last season and forgot to ask around here. ^_^;

[TonyMontana]

Yes.
i will set it up this week.

Phil, I know you are a chargers fan and I completely forgot about it. the Charges came to my work to practice last week. it was open to friends and family of military. I should have remembered about you and extended an invate for you and your kids. no wifes though- the cheerleaders were there to practice too + I had free tickets to the last satudays game. maybe next time .

And all this time I though we were friends, and you knew I was single too ........

[Verbal]

Yes.
i will set it up this week.

Phil, I know you are a chargers fan and I completely forgot about it. the Charges came to my work to practice last week. it was open to friends and family of military. I should have remembered about you and extended an invate for you and your kids. no wifes though- the cheerleaders were there to practice too + I had free tickets to the last satudays game. maybe next time .

And all this time I though we were friends, and you knew I was single too ........

LOL.

[kno]

hey Kno... when do you go back to school? I want to check out the changes they made to El Colegio rd and grab a bite in Isla Vista sometime in the next few months.

Dont have a date yet, but im assuming its around Sep.20th.

Changes are beautiful though. Tall palm trees everywhere, amongst road improvements and a cleaner environment. Its just refreshing being there.

They also redid Pardall Rd (a little south of El Colegio). Looks beautiful as well.

but yeah we'll definitely find some time to grab a bite. Would def be cool.

[Verbal]

snaquille oatmeal- a bit off topic, you don't have to answer any of these questions if you don't want to:

1. (off topic) did you play a lot of video games when you were in the military or were you too busy/interested in other stuff while you were overseas in Iraq during your recess from active field duty?

2. How was the food, etc.

3. What branch of the military were you associated with?

-I believe it was the Navy, but I could be wrong.

4. What are you doing now that you're inactive (or at least I think you are inactive now)?


5. (on topic) Are you a Chargers fan or were you just there for the sight seeing.

[Verbal]

^Kind of like I had 300 free tickets from the Boys and Girls club for a Dodger game last season and forgot to ask around here. ^_^;

ebay!

[snaquille oatmeal]

Yes.
i will set it up this week.

Phil, I know you are a chargers fan and I completely forgot about it. the Charges came to my work to practice last week. it was open to friends and family of military. I should have remembered about you and extended an invate for you and your kids. no wifes though- the cheerleaders were there to practice too + I had free tickets to the last satudays game. maybe next time .

And all this time I though we were friends, and you knew I was single too ........

hey, I called out Phil because he lives close to San Diego. last time I offered a free Lakers preseason ticket here in San DIego I had no takers because it is too far from LA.

[Verbal]

Yo snaq! (*waves hands to get attention*)


I'd take it if I was offered it.

[snaquille oatmeal]

snaquille oatmeal- a bit off topic, you don't have to answer any of these questions if you don't want to:

1. (off topic) did you play a lot of video games when you were in the military or were you too busy/interested in other stuff while you were overseas in Iraq during your recess from active field duty?

no, video games, I was never big on video games. when I was in Iraq I didn't really have time for games or much time to myself. I worked 14 hours a day, six days a week. during my time off had to do laundry, workout, sleep, run to bunkers when we would be attacked by rockets and morters (this evolution usually took about 4 hours of our sleep time), stand in line for about an hour in order to use the internet to communicate home for 30 minutes,

2. How was the food, etc.

the food was good, but I felt a great deal of conflict within me about it. I felt that the Army was wasting a serious amount of money on food. it was paying KBR (a Halliburton subsedary) 34.00 dollars per meal. the meals were not worth more than 5 dollars. they also had overpriced fast food like Burger King, Pizza Hut etc.

3. What branch of the military were you associated with? -I believe it was the Navy, but I could be wrong.

I am with the NAVY, but when I went to Iraq it was on a program called Individual Augment. it is basically a personel loan program to the Army to augment their depleting numbers of troops.

4. What are you doing now that you're inactive (or at least I think you are inactive now)?

I am still active. I am stationed on the USS Halsey home based in San Diego.

5. (on topic) Are you a Chargers fan or were you just there for the sight seeing.

I am less than a causual fan of football. I usually just watch the Super Bowl, so yeah I went sight seeing.

[snaquille oatmeal]

Yo snaq! (*waves hands to get attention*)


I'd take it if I was offered it.

if the oportunity presents it self I will make sure I call on you.