Check in for some laughs - le jokes

Sofa King · Post #1 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:28 am

I hope this thread doesn't get locked. Okay... I got a few things to say then I'll leave. 8-)

“I asked LeBron for change for a dollar, he gave me 75 cents back. He doesn’t have a fourth quarter."

Tomorrow is LeBron James Day at work. Everyone is entitled to leave work twelve minutes before work actually ends.

Thank you. Thats all I got for now. Peace y'all. California love~

Penberthy · Post #2 » by **Penberthy** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:48 am

LeDecoy would make a great hockey player...

LaLa · Post #3 » by **LaLa** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:43 am

Ah, that first quote is a classic.

TheHartBreakKid · Post #4 » by **TheHartBreakKid** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:22 am

Lebron should play Hockey because there is no 4th period.

Kalidogg24 · Post #5 » by **Kalidogg24** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:56 am

Hopefully next year LeBron can "take his talents to the 4th quarter"

- Hazyphonics

dirtymike · Post #6 » by **dirtymike** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:25 pm

Thats why he never went to college...He wouldnt show up for the finals!
:lol:

dirtymike · Post #7 » by **dirtymike** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:26 pm

Silly Lebron...rings are for Kobe. And Dirk.

Gek · Post #8 » by **Gek** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:37 pm

I heard that first joke on Tumblr a few days back, but still funny

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Lol at Kalidoggs and dirtymike's

Sofa King · Post #9 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:56 pm

3-Pt_Shooter · Post #10 » by **3-Pt_Shooter** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:26 pm

Hysterical!

Sofa King · Post #11 » by **Sofa King** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:54 pm

I <3 Betty White...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtra ... video.html

chefy · Post #12 » by **chefy** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:46 pm

I was thinking of opening a thread like this last day lol here's my two cents

"iPhone is making a new lebron james version of the iphone... but its only gonna have vibrate cuzz it has no RING"

:lol:

thegamefritz · Post #13 » by **thegamefritz** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:19 pm

LEBRON-LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE- WITH A BREAKOUT 4TH QUARTER AND CLUTCH SHOTS!!
STATE FARM AGENT- LEBRON, 4TH QUARTER IS NOT COVERED!!! ONLY THE 1ST 3..

LFMAO!!!

LEBLAME GAMES!!

TruSkool · Post #14 » by **TruSkool** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:03 pm

at small forward, out of st. vincent-st. mary high school....#6..........Le-GONE JAAAMEESSSSSSS!!!! (crowd goes wild)

Dalakerbox · Post #15 » by **Dalakerbox** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:59 pm

I might of missed your call today my phone is on Lebron...no ring

Post #16 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:34 am

Can Geico really save you up to 15 % on your car insurance?

Does Lebron James choke in the fourth?

Ghost Snack · Post #17 » by **Ghost Snack** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:22 am

ran into LeBron at the local mechanic. He told me that his clutch was broken.

Sofa King · Post #18 » by **Sofa King** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:02 am

@Ghost Snack - that's a good one. :lol:

Why did LeBron James knock up his girlfriend? He wanted to prove to everyone he could finish.

Dr Aki · Post #19 » by **Dr Aki** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:50 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB17CPqYOSY&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Ghost Snack · Post #20 » by **Ghost Snack** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:47 pm

lebron had a better chance at a ring when artest raffled his off.