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Check in for some laughs - le jokes 

Post#1 » by Sofa King » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:28 am

I hope this thread doesn't get locked. Okay... I got a few things to say then I'll leave. 8-)

“I asked LeBron for change for a dollar, he gave me 75 cents back. He doesn’t have a fourth quarter."

Tomorrow is LeBron James Day at work. Everyone is entitled to leave work twelve minutes before work actually ends.

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Post#2 » by Penberthy » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:48 am

LeDecoy would make a great hockey player...
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Post#3 » by LaLa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:43 am

Ah, that first quote is a classic.
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Post#4 » by TheHartBreakKid » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:22 am

Lebron should play Hockey because there is no 4th period.
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Post#5 » by Kalidogg24 » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:56 am

Hopefully next year LeBron can "take his talents to the 4th quarter"

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Post#6 » by dirtymike » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:25 pm

Thats why he never went to college...He wouldnt show up for the finals!
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Post#7 » by dirtymike » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:26 pm

Silly Lebron...rings are for Kobe. And Dirk.
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Post#8 » by Gek » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:37 pm

I heard that first joke on Tumblr a few days back, but still funny :D.'

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Post#9 » by Sofa King » Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:56 pm

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Post#10 » by 3-Pt_Shooter » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:26 pm

Hysterical!
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Post#11 » by Sofa King » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:54 pm

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Post#12 » by chefy » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:46 pm

I was thinking of opening a thread like this last day lol here's my two cents


"iPhone is making a new lebron james version of the iphone... but its only gonna have vibrate cuzz it has no RING"








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Post#13 » by thegamefritz » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:19 pm

LEBRON-LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE- WITH A BREAKOUT 4TH QUARTER AND CLUTCH SHOTS!!
STATE FARM AGENT- LEBRON, 4TH QUARTER IS NOT COVERED!!! ONLY THE 1ST 3..

LFMAO!!!

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Post#14 » by TruSkool » Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:03 pm

at small forward, out of st. vincent-st. mary high school....#6..........Le-GONE JAAAMEESSSSSSS!!!! (crowd goes wild)
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Post#15 » by Dalakerbox » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:59 pm

I might of missed your call today my phone is on Lebron...no ring
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Post#16 » by snaquille oatmeal » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:34 am

Can Geico really save you up to 15 % on your car insurance?

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Does Lebron James choke in the fourth?

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Post#17 » by Ghost Snack » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:22 am

ran into LeBron at the local mechanic. He told me that his clutch was broken.
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Post#18 » by Sofa King » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:02 am

@Ghost Snack - that's a good one. :lol:

Why did LeBron James knock up his girlfriend? He wanted to prove to everyone he could finish.
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Post#19 » by Dr Aki » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:50 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB17CPqYOSY&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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Post#20 » by Ghost Snack » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:47 pm

lebron had a better chance at a ring when artest raffled his off.

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