
VS.

After dominating Philly the Seahawks have come to their Monday night meeting with the hapless Ram's. Seattle owns the NFL's all time best winning percentage for MNF (it's a trap!), and they are home(get to the choppa!).
This will be the all "no healthy Tackles" game as both team are completely screwed up for offensive lineman. Paul "Mask" McQuistan will be the new LT for Seattle, but Cher won't be there to save him from Chris Long. Likewise Clemons will be drooling to pickup a few sacks on the Rams. This looks to be another ground game grinder with Beastmode and Jackson on the opposing squads. Seattle is battling for a longshot wildcard spot, while the Rams are just trying to figure out what the hell happened this year. That doesn't mean this isn't a FREAKING TRAP game, though.
Injury update:

Seahawks-
Okung- gone for the year via a cheap shot from Trent Cole
Hawethorn- gimpy knee but should play
Maxwell- questionable due to illness
Brock- questionable with calf injury
Lambs
Out
QB A.J. Feeley (thumb)
KR Quinn Porter (abdomen)
Questionable
QB Sam Bradford (ankle)
DE Chris Long (ankle)
DT Fred Robbins (back)
FB Brit Miller (knee)
Probable
OT Mark LeVoir (chest)
DE Eugene Sims (ankle)
TE Lance Kendricks (not injury related)
Things to Watch:
1-New left tackle
Let's hope he doen't lose his helmet during the game:

2- Tate no thing but a chicken wing
Golden had a good game in his first start last week. Now let's see if he can flash more good hands and fancy moves.
3-Clemons sack count
He could pass his total of 11 from last year if he has a big game vs the junior varsity lineman the rams are sporting these days.
4-Lynch
Needs one more td to tie Alexanders 9 game td streak. He's running to get paid, and it looks like he's earning every penny of a new contract these days.
5- Browner
Evil Bert is one of the best CB's in the league according to the NFL rankings, but ahhh isn't he due for about 4 penalties in this game?
Predictions-
Seattle 24 rams 10