Ben Jessup wrote:
> The top ten reasons to hate SHAQ
> Drum Roll, Please ...
> 10) His free-throw percentage has gotten worse every year he has been in
> the league, dropping a grand total of 10.5% over
> five years! (From .592 his rookie year to an even more miserable .487 last
> season.)
> 9) He can't act. No, I didn't see "Kazaam!" (I have better things to do
> with my $8), but I've been told ...
> 8) He can't rap. Only a moron would enlist the help of Def-Jef to
> collaborate on his first single, "I Know I Got Skills." No
> you don't, Shaq. Anyone who knows anything about rap would have known that
> there was a reason why no one had heard
> from Def Jef in years--he sucks. At least Shaq only claims to be an
> "average" rapper. The one time he says something
> modest, and he still overestimates himself!
> 7) Such a wanna-be Michael Jordan, he has wanna-be sponsors. MJ signs with
> Nike and Gatorade, so Shaq hooks up with
> Reebok and All-Sport (who the **** drinks that?). Not surprisingly,
> Second-rateHAQ also signs with Pepsi, not Coke.
> 6) Georghe Muresan looks like Jerry West compared to this oaf. He can
> block, rebound and dunk. Terrific--I could train a
> gorilla to do that. Sure, he's acquired that useless baby hook, but
> compare him to Olaijuwon, Robinson or Ewing, and you
> will see how graceless he is. Even Shawn Kemp has developed a shot and
> some versatility in his game.
> 5) Those ugly, ugly shoes!
> 4) He always has that stupid look on his face and can't move his mouth
> right when he talks. Take a video of him talking and
> put it on "slow". You would think this man's lips and jaw were made out of
> silly putty. Very annoying to watch.
> 3) The Shaquille O'Neal signing is the biggest, most blatant case of
> tampering in the history of the NBA. The Lakers offer
> $95 mil. and the Magic put $117 on the table. Shaq waits!?! Eventually, he
> signs with the Lakers for a contract that is
> actually worse (despite total value), because the Magic one was more
> front-loaded, among other things. The NBA denies the
> Heat Juwon Howard and then nullifies the Barkley & Perry for Mutombo for
> Horry & Cassell trade, but turns a blind eye to
> this bull!
> 2) The ultimate choker. Every time this guy's been to the playoffs, he's
> been swept out. First Indiana, the Houston, then
> Chicago. C'mon Shaquille, can't you take one? At least a home game?
> And the number one reason to hate Shaquille O'Neal is:
> (As if you need to ask!)
> 1) This already mega-rich man stabbed "best friends" Penny Hardaway and
> Dennis Scoot, the city of Orlando, plus every
> little kid in the world wearing a Black, White and Blue #32 jersey IN THE
> BACK for a few million dollars.
Another blatant case of Shaq-withdrawal syndrom. Hatred of Shaq. Ha ha
ha, we got him and we're **** HAPPY ABOUT IT!
I'm guessing orlando magics' fans were pissed off
