The Amazingly Sucky Andray Blatche Thread

TGW · Post #261 » by **TGW** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:14 pm

nate33 wrote:Roger Mason on Blatche's "calf injury":
Roger Mason wrote:"This will be good for him," Mason said. "For him to get himself healthy. Really attack the weight room. Really attack his body and get back 100 percent to finish the season strong. I'm going to tell him when I speak to him, when negatives happen, you've got to turn it into a positive. These are the cards he's been dealt. He's got to make the most of it."

link

Mystery solved.

What a effin Loser.

Nivek · Post #262 » by **Nivek** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:15 pm

Blatche will be back in time for April Fool's Dray.

fishercob · Post #263 » by **fishercob** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:18 pm

WHat's better? The Tin Man or Seven Layer Dray?

Nivek · Post #264 » by **Nivek** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:26 pm

Seven Layer Dray.

Tin Man has been used.

Post #265 » by **montestewart** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:27 pm

Blatche on Mason's advice:

He said, "When life gives you lemons, order a pizza and maybe some wings and some crazy bread," or something like that.

tontoz · Post #266 » by **tontoz** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:45 pm

Anyone check out what faked Blatche has to say on Twitter? That guy surely has some gems.

Post #267 » by **montestewart** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:17 pm

Remember that children's coloring book featuring Blatche talking about nutritious eating?

Post #268 » by **Ruzious** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:54 pm

The short season could be a blessing for the Wiz in their efforts to trade Blatche. If he comes back before the trade deadline (March 15th) and shows he's somewhat fit, there are going to be teams with injury problems caused by la shedule de brutal. We've already seen major players around the NBA showing signs of fatigue - it's only going to get worse - and depth is going to be at a premium.

tontoz · Post #269 » by **tontoz** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 5:55 pm

FakeDrayBlatche fakedrayblatche
I don't understand the show Man vs Food. I like food.....a lot.

Anybody miss me yet? #stillcaptain

FakeDrayBlatche
Only gained 3 lbs since Sunday. #winning

I thought flip was much better than this guy. #8minutesforthecaptain??

I'll be so glad when this guy is gone.

TGW · Post #270 » by **TGW** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 6:03 pm

This time off may be great, or it could turn out a complete disaster. He may comeback even more sloppy and out of shape.

The FO better be on his ass daily.

Post #271 » by **nate33** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:00 pm

Has anybody seen or heard anything about Blatche? How is that "strained calf" coming along? He was out for "3-5 weeks" starting on January 30th, so his first day back could be as early as this Monday.

fishercob · Post #272 » by **fishercob** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:04 pm

Shhhh!

Maybe they just forgot about him. He could still be locked on the roof of that hotel in Vegas, all sun-burned and dehydrated. No one has a wedding to get to, so just leave him be.

MJG · Post #273 » by **MJG** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:56 pm

nate33 wrote:Has anybody seen or heard anything about Blatche? How is that "strained calf" coming along? He was out for "3-5 weeks" starting on January 30th, so his first day back could be as early as this Monday.

Wow, way to ruin the holiday weekend.

Halcyon · Post #274 » by **Halcyon** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:04 pm

I'm hoping he just doesn't come back.

Nivek · Post #275 » by **Nivek** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:34 pm

Wiz need him back desperately. His absence is ruining the tank.

tontoz · Post #276 » by **tontoz** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:48 pm

Nivek wrote:Wiz need him back desperately. His absence is ruining the tank.

I find myself very conflicted. The tank is definitely missing it's captain but at the same time i can't stand watching him play.

I am hoping that the teams lack of scoring and general cluelessness will be enough to ensure a successful tank operation without Captain Suck.

Post #277 » by **Ruzious** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:36 pm

He's needed - he puts the sub in our submarine dive.

BigA · Post #278 » by **BigA** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:45 pm

Balche will go down in history with Patton and Rommel as one of the great tank commanders.

Post #279 » by **nate33** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:49 pm

I actually think he can help us if he is utilized solely as our backup center. He's better than Seraphin or an out-of-position Booker at that spot. Just keep a quick hook ready to discipline the sense of entitlement out of him. Bench every time he makes a selfish or lazy play.

tontoz · Post #280 » by **tontoz** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:00 pm

nate33 wrote:I actually think he can help us if he is utilized solely as our backup center. He's better than Seraphin or an out-of-position Booker at that spot. Just keep a quick hook ready to discipline the sense of entitlement out of him. Bench every time he makes a selfish or lazy play.

If Blatche didn't make selfish or lazy plays then he wouldn't be Blatche, he would be someone else. You might as well ask a fish to stop swimming.

Blatche's idea of help D is to stand around and watch while someone gets an uncontested dunk. That isn't what i want at center, the last line of defense.