Post#1483 » by Ed Wood » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:05 am
Ladies and gentlemen I'm here today to talk to you about a very special opportunity. Here today I am selling to you a very special player hot off of a fine season in the Chinese Basketball Association. With such CBA success stories as Cartier Martin, James Singleton, Wilson Chandler, Lester Hudson, Gerald Green and Jamal Crawford fresh in your minds I'm sure you're quite ready to accept that if a player was just stupid good in that league he probably has a place in the NBA.
Take Martin, 26.3 points, 4.7 rebounds, 1.6 assists in 34 minutes a game on 49.6 percent from two, 37 percent from 3 and 81.7 percent at the line. Why, that's quite a fine line there, and he looks like a viable NBA player.
Or Singleton, 17.8 points, 11.9 rebounds and 1 block per game in 31.4 minutes on 57.6 percent from the field and 76.6 percent from the line. Quite a lot to like there, and he's looking NBA caliber as well
How about a well established player, maybe Kenyon Martin. 13.9 points, 9.7 rebounds and 1.8 assist in 29.9 minutes on 52.1 from two and 61.3 from the line. That's not even especially overwhelming.
And finally the sought after Chandler, how did he fare? 26.6 points, 11.6 rebounds, 2.3 assists in 34.6 minutes per game on 51.4 percent from the field, 29.1 percent from three and 76.3 percent from the line.
What I mean to convey to you is that if a player is really phenomenally, overwhelmingly, disgustingly good in the CBA that player is probably an NBA player. Therefore, consider the following:
(in 35.3 minutes per game) 32.0 points, 5.1 rebounds, 3.7 assists on 61.6 percent from two, 61.9 percent from three and 87.6 percent from the line, in 40 games.
That would be Marcus Williams. No no no, not that one, the good one. Williams was a second round pick of the Spurs in the 2007 draft, 33rd overall and I looooved him coming out of college. He played collegiality at Arizona and remains, at 25 years old, 6'7" tall. He was previously excellent in parts of two seasons in the D League. I like to dick around with obscure international free agents who might be NBA players if given the chance but Williams is my Moby Dick, my Beatrice, my Lolita, my Morris Almond. Marcus Williams is an NBA player, I would prefer that he be such here.