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The 2012 Rockets Board Offseason Drinking Game!

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The 2012 Rockets Board Offseason Drinking Game! 

Post#1 » by Mr. E » Wed May 2, 2012 1:07 am

Well, time for the annual tradition. Welcome to the Official 2012 Rockets Offseason Drinking Game!!!

The game is simple: we have a list of predetermined rules and if they are broken you must take a drink of a beverage of your choice.

You win the game by surviving it.


As always, we can add new rules to the ones you see here. A rule must be nominated and seconded to be added to the list.

Here are the inaugural rules for the 2012 Offseason Game:

1) If a trade is proposed which brings Amare Stoudemire to Houston you must take a drink.

2) If a trade for Stoudemire or any other player is proposed with the condition "that's what you gave up for Gasol" then you must take a drink.

3) If a trade is proposed where we get back more players than we send out, you must take a drink.

4) If any iteration of the phrase "Houston is desperate for a superstar" is made, you must take a drink.

5) If anyone complains about Houston getting the 2013 All-Star Game, you must take a drink.

6) Whenever someone acts offended by rocketsballin's standard, quoted reply to a bad trade proposal, you must take a drink.

7) Any time Daryl Morey uses Twitter to try to reach out to potential free agents, you must take a drink.

8) If Les Alexander says anything along the lines of "we're going in the right direction" or "I have faith in this team" then you must take a drink.

9) Anytime the Pau Gasol trade is revisited, you must take a drink.

10) Any time that any trade is proposed and Martin is not heading out, you must take a drink.

11) Any deal that is proposed with the assumption that Houston MUST move Lowry, you must take a drink.

12) Any time a Lowry/Pau deal is proposed, you must take TWO drinks.

13) Any time Kyle Lowry's name is mis-spelled in a trade proposal you must take a drink.

14) Any time the reasoning of "He's from the Houston area/Texas" is used, you must take TWO drinks.

Choose your drinks carefully, chaps...I don't see any of us surviving this one!
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Re: The 2012 Rockets Board Offseason Drinking Game! 

Post#2 » by Zubby » Wed May 2, 2012 1:20 am

My survival guide...

1) DO NOT visit the Trade Board.


Just saved at least 1/2 of you.


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Re: The 2012 Rockets Board Offseason Drinking Game! 

Post#3 » by rocketsballin » Wed May 2, 2012 1:38 am

haha 6 and 10 are my fav rules

here's the quote to my automatic reply for bad trades
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Re: The 2012 Rockets Board Offseason Drinking Game! 

Post#4 » by zapatasblood » Wed May 2, 2012 5:58 am

What about Houston needs a post player?

Anyways must get rid of hard liquor
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Re: The 2012 Rockets Board Offseason Drinking Game! 

Post#5 » by kam_soluusar » Wed May 2, 2012 11:45 am

I don't really drink, but am a chronic weed smoker. How do I fit into this. (Yes, disbelief, an Aussie that DOESN'T drink!!!)

I also propose, anytime a trade is mentioned with New York that garners us a 1st round pick means you must drink as well. :roll:

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Post#6 » by zapatasblood » Wed May 2, 2012 3:18 pm

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Post#7 » by jwise44 » Wed May 2, 2012 4:19 pm

This is asking for death by alcohol poisoning
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Post#8 » by YoungMoney23 » Thu May 3, 2012 2:10 am

8) If Les Alexander says anything along the lines of "we're going in the right direction" or "I have faith in this team" then you must take a drink.


More like you have to drink all the alcohol you can get your hands on....
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Post#9 » by rocketsballin » Wed May 9, 2012 6:35 am

the games have officially begun

viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1180039&p=31719776#p31719776
fuzzy1 wrote:Curious what you'd give us for Smith?

We'd like something like Lowry/Dalembert/1st rounder probably.
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Post#10 » by HTown_TMac » Wed May 9, 2012 7:46 am

if i wanna stay alive, im gonna have to take a drink of water everytime.
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Post#11 » by moofs » Wed May 9, 2012 1:54 pm

Man, do not want Smith.
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Re: The 2012 Rockets Board Offseason Drinking Game! 

Post#12 » by Mr. E » Thu May 10, 2012 2:11 am

HTown_TMac wrote:if i wanna stay alive, im gonna have to take a drink of water everytime.


Water Poisoning is a real thing. You may not be out of danger...

Especially not with some of these rules! :lol:
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Re: The 2012 Rockets Board Offseason Drinking Game! 

Post#13 » by Mr. E » Mon May 28, 2012 7:12 pm

Two Lowry-inspired rules added.

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