OT & NSFW: Porn stars give Twitter fans BJs for Heat victory
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as the 20th guy in line, why would you still want a turn.
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IMAN5 wrote:as the 20th guy in line, why would you still want a turn.
wait, you're in line already?
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BlackMaple wrote:highness wrote:Do you get to choose which pornstar? I'd probably choose Angelina Castro.
Both of them look like dudes, especially Sara Jay.
a free bj is a free bj.
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highness wrote:BlackMaple wrote:highness wrote:Do you get to choose which pornstar? I'd probably choose Angelina Castro.
Both of them look like dudes, especially Sara Jay.
a free bj is a free bj.
Might as well use a vacuum then
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Maybe if they didn't look like bus drivers. *shudders*
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Briana Banks won't be one of them boo what a bummer. She is the queen of bjs after all.
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Imagine if Shyla Stylez made the same offer if Raps won the championship. Amir would average 20/10 for the season
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fredericklove wrote:Briana Banks won't be one of them boo what a bummer. She is the queen of bjs after all.
Briana Banks was cool.....10 years ago.
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I'll stick with my lip fleshlight thank you.
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YogiStewart wrote:IMAN5 wrote:as the 20th guy in line, why would you still want a turn.
wait, you're in line already?
Whew, almost ruined another G19 keyboard.
Damn you Yogi! /shakes fist.
That was hilarious though.
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If any member of the Heat or the coaching staff shows up, they are next in line (as long as they are followers!)
Whoever is a follower who shows up in either a ‘I Love Sara Jay’ or ‘Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic’ or Sara Jay’s Juicy ‘T.I.T.S’ Tshirt is next in line
Anyone who shows up in a TeamBJNBA Tshirt is next in line
Anyone who shows up in a Miami Heat Official Tshirt or Jersey is next in line
The next order is based on submission of complete paperwork and releases
These whores are too picky.
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highness wrote:fredericklove wrote:Briana Banks won't be one of them boo what a bummer. She is the queen of bjs after all.
Briana Banks was cool.....10 years ago.
A talent is a talent. She's not 40 yet so still good still good.
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Can't wait for the DVD
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LOL at their rules. They literally have 4 next in line rules. I love how they are hoping a heat player or coach would show up to this. They are way too ugly for any player to be associated with them.
And it is not really a free BJ. Most will have to travel to Miami and pay for an STD test for this to work. Plus your name will be on some list somewhere. Chances of that list of names being leaked is pretty high.
I wouldn't bang either one of them if I was the only person there, let alone being like the 500th guy to get his dick sucked. So disgusting.
And it is not really a free BJ. Most will have to travel to Miami and pay for an STD test for this to work. Plus your name will be on some list somewhere. Chances of that list of names being leaked is pretty high.
I wouldn't bang either one of them if I was the only person there, let alone being like the 500th guy to get his dick sucked. So disgusting.
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highness wrote:BlackMaple wrote:highness wrote:Do you get to choose which pornstar? I'd probably choose Angelina Castro.
Both of them look like dudes, especially Sara Jay.
a free bj is a free bj.
I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.
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Yuri Vaultin wrote:highness wrote:a free bj is a free bj.
I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

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Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE
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This seems like a weird way of searching for their fathers.
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Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.
WHOA, very uncalled for.
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Tough Tony D wrote:Can't wait for the DVD
First Dink - The Chris Bosh Story (about his first BJ)