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OT & NSFW: Porn stars give Twitter fans BJs for Heat victory

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Post#21 » by IMAN5 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:39 pm

as the 20th guy in line, why would you still want a turn.
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Post#22 » by YogiStewart » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:40 pm

IMAN5 wrote:as the 20th guy in line, why would you still want a turn.


wait, you're in line already?
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Post#23 » by highness » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:42 pm

BlackMaple wrote:
highness wrote:Do you get to choose which pornstar? I'd probably choose Angelina Castro.


Both of them look like dudes, especially Sara Jay.

a free bj is a free bj.
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Post#24 » by sanity » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:45 pm

highness wrote:
BlackMaple wrote:
highness wrote:Do you get to choose which pornstar? I'd probably choose Angelina Castro.


Both of them look like dudes, especially Sara Jay.

a free bj is a free bj.


Might as well use a vacuum then
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Post#25 » by KingstonRaptors » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:45 pm

Maybe if they didn't look like bus drivers. *shudders*
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Post#26 » by fredericklove » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:46 pm

Briana Banks won't be one of them boo what a bummer. She is the queen of bjs after all.
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Post#27 » by BD12 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:46 pm

Imagine if Shyla Stylez made the same offer if Raps won the championship. Amir would average 20/10 for the season
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Post#28 » by highness » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:47 pm

fredericklove wrote:Briana Banks won't be one of them boo what a bummer. She is the queen of bjs after all.

Briana Banks was cool.....10 years ago.
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Post#29 » by Death Knight » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:47 pm

I'll stick with my lip fleshlight thank you.
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Post#30 » by James_Raptors » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:48 pm

YogiStewart wrote:
IMAN5 wrote:as the 20th guy in line, why would you still want a turn.


wait, you're in line already?



Whew, almost ruined another G19 keyboard.
Damn you Yogi! /shakes fist.

That was hilarious though.
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Post#31 » by FluLikeSymptoms » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:48 pm

If any member of the Heat or the coaching staff shows up, they are next in line (as long as they are followers!)

Whoever is a follower who shows up in either a ‘I Love Sara Jay’ or ‘Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic’ or Sara Jay’s Juicy ‘T.I.T.S’ Tshirt is next in line

Anyone who shows up in a TeamBJNBA Tshirt is next in line

Anyone who shows up in a Miami Heat Official Tshirt or Jersey is next in line

The next order is based on submission of complete paperwork and releases


These whores are too picky.
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Post#32 » by fredericklove » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:50 pm

highness wrote:
fredericklove wrote:Briana Banks won't be one of them boo what a bummer. She is the queen of bjs after all.

Briana Banks was cool.....10 years ago.


A talent is a talent. She's not 40 yet so still good still good.
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Post#33 » by Tough Tony D » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:51 pm

Can't wait for the DVD
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Post#34 » by cb4_89 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:51 pm

LOL at their rules. They literally have 4 next in line rules. I love how they are hoping a heat player or coach would show up to this. They are way too ugly for any player to be associated with them.

And it is not really a free BJ. Most will have to travel to Miami and pay for an STD test for this to work. Plus your name will be on some list somewhere. Chances of that list of names being leaked is pretty high.

I wouldn't bang either one of them if I was the only person there, let alone being like the 500th guy to get his dick sucked. So disgusting.
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Post#35 » by Yuri Vaultin » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:52 pm

highness wrote:
BlackMaple wrote:
highness wrote:Do you get to choose which pornstar? I'd probably choose Angelina Castro.


Both of them look like dudes, especially Sara Jay.

a free bj is a free bj.

I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.
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Post#36 » by Tomato » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:55 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:
highness wrote:a free bj is a free bj.

I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

:lol:
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Post#37 » by BD12 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:55 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE
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Post#38 » by FluLikeSymptoms » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:56 pm

This seems like a weird way of searching for their fathers.
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Post#39 » by highness » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:57 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

WHOA, very uncalled for.
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Post#40 » by YogiStewart » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:57 pm

Tough Tony D wrote:Can't wait for the DVD


First Dink - The Chris Bosh Story (about his first BJ)

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