Community Thread:In Honor of Soviet Russia!!!

[Gek]

I can't sit up with a throbbing pain in my middle to upper back/should/neck area. **** is so gay. It's only getting worse and I went to two doctors The walk-in clinic gave me some exercises that didn't work, the shoulder specialist recommended physical therapy that isn't making a difference and now even with ibuprofen and herbal relaxation the **** still hurts. And no one will recommend me a **** MRI so they can see what the hell is swollen in there despite that fact my insurance covers it.

I heard that you can tie a rope to your back and pull your dislocated vertebra into place.
Its a true story I saw it on TV. Some Introvert millionaire who is obsessed with bats and likes to hide in caves did this when some guy with a funny voice and disfigured face broke his back.

I don't think I could make the jump .

[Kilroy]

I can't sit up with a throbbing pain in my middle to upper back/should/neck area. **** is so gay. It's only getting worse and I went to two doctors The walk-in clinic gave me some exercises that didn't work, the shoulder specialist recommended physical therapy that isn't making a difference and now even with ibuprofen and herbal relaxation the **** still hurts. And no one will recommend me a **** MRI so they can see what the hell is swollen in there despite that fact my insurance covers it.

I heard that you can tie a rope to your back and pull your dislocated vertebra into place.
Its a true story I saw it on TV. Some Introvert millionaire who is obsessed with bats and likes to hide in caves did this when some guy with a funny voice and disfigured face broke his back.

I don't think I could make the jump .

Same thing happens to me all the time... Too much time on the computer/TV in awkward positions= pinched nerve

Stretching works but is hard to do when you're locked up like that... You have to concentrate real hard on relaxing the surrounding muscles which is hard when you're about to pass out from the pain...
Sometimes, when it's real bad, the only thing that works are heavy-duty muscle relaxers and rest.

I try to find a pull-up bar to hang from for a minute or so. First by both hands, then by one or the other. It usually frees it up. But you have to stay active afterward or it'll lock up again.

[Gek]

that's what I do to loosen it up haha.

[ennui]

your mom doesnt need loosening shes always limber

[Gek]

your mom is loose from my timber

[ennui]

your mom goes down faster then the hindinburg

[Gek]

son, stop being so disrespectful to your grandma.

[ennui]

[Gek]

[ennui]

[Doormatt]

wat

[miggs]

HERMES - pick LA and come visit some of us!!! although I personally love San Francisco, the weather is awesome and as Slava mentioned, plenty of places to walk about and a plus is the transit system is more developed than our own in LA or maybe i'm just saying that because I hate the damn MTA



GEK - Yea that pull up bar is magic for me when that happens. Kilroy hittin us with the truth!


DOORMATT - When are we kickin it again with ima? you know he's free all the time

[Doormatt]

iunno

[miggs]

ok well i tried

[Gek]

YOU MAD, SON?

[Gek]

wat

don't worry, I got 'em.

#Doorgek>>>>

[Gek]

HERMES - pick LA and come visit some of us!!! although I personally love San Francisco, the weather is awesome and as Slava mentioned, plenty of places to walk about and a plus is the transit system is more developed than our own in LA or maybe i'm just saying that because I hate the damn MTA



GEK - Yea that pull up bar is magic for me when that happens. Kilroy hittin us with the truth!


DOORMATT - When are we kickin it again with ima? you know he's free all the time

I'm getting past the point where that was helping. Although today I wasn't on my feet doing **** for 12 hours so I got to relax a little, and it doesn't hurt nearly as much right now.

[Gek]

iunno

you dont know nothin about no nothin.

[Gek]

ok well i tried

98 pts for effort, -10 for sarcasm, +69 for looks = 157/100 pts. 157% A++++

[Doormatt]

ok well i tried

i thought you were dead for awhile sorry its hard to adjust to this.