The Official Eric Maynor Shrine

mohammed10 · Post #281 » by **mohammed10** » Fri Dec 6, 2013 9:34 pm

GhostsOfGil wrote:Eric Maynor is now leading the NBA in the worst +/- per 48 minutes at -27.7

OUCH!

It would be funny, but this is the Wizards we are talkin' about here...

mhd · Post #282 » by **mhd** » Fri Dec 6, 2013 9:42 pm

I'll tell you, I'd cut Maynor and sign Gilbert as our backup PG. I garuntee you, he's got to be better

Illmatic21 · Post #283 » by **Illmatic21** » Fri Dec 6, 2013 9:55 pm

Kendall Marshall posted a near triple-double in his D League debut. 31 points, 10 assists, 9 rebounds.

hands11 · Post #284 » by **hands11** » Fri Dec 6, 2013 11:26 pm

http://www.monumentalnetwork.com/videos ... or-12-6-13

Maynor is going to have an epic game tonight.

Post #285 » by **nate33** » Fri Dec 6, 2013 11:33 pm

kirubel94 wrote:Name to consider if Maynor continues his suck--- Pierre Jackson. His game resembles Lil Nate Robinson. 5'10 but scorer first and similar athletic ability. Led the Big-12 in scoring. Never signed a contract with NOLA after spending time with them in the summer. Three games in D-leage and he is averaging 27ppg, 4.7 Ast, and 3.7 Rebounds.

I'd definitely be in favor of giving him a shot. I think there's a place in the NBA for undersized PG's who really know how to play. They can't be starters because of defensive mismatches, but they can be the engine that runs a second unit.

hands11 · Post #286 » by **hands11** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 2:50 am

Really.

How many air balls is this guy going to shoot?

hands11 · Post #287 » by **hands11** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 2:53 am

nate33 wrote:
kirubel94 wrote:Name to consider if Maynor continues his suck--- Pierre Jackson. His game resembles Lil Nate Robinson. 5'10 but scorer first and similar athletic ability. Led the Big-12 in scoring. Never signed a contract with NOLA after spending time with them in the summer. Three games in D-leage and he is averaging 27ppg, 4.7 Ast, and 3.7 Rebounds.

I'd definitely be in favor of giving him a shot. I think there's a place in the NBA for undersized PG's who really know how to play. They can't be starters because of defensive mismatches, but they can be the engine that runs a second unit.

No one pimped Pierre more than I did in that draft.

Bring him on. Someone take Maynor out back and shoot him.

I've seen enough.

Wolters really has nice handles. He didn't shoot well, but at least he can move the defense.

nuposse04 · Post #288 » by **nuposse04** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 3:17 am

i was completely unimpressed with Wolters to be honest. That being said he's a sizable upgrade over Maynor. Dude just needs to go far away. I'm getting to the point where I'm so frustrated with him I may actually wish ill on him. I don't even think he tries to get better.

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #289 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 3:31 am

I thought Wolters was pretty good. He does a bunch of little things. Gets the defense off balance, delivers the ball on time in the right spots.

noworriesinmd · Post #290 » by **noworriesinmd** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 3:31 am

We lost tonight's game because Witt was afraid to put back in Maynor. Wall was gased at the end.

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #291 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 3:32 am

I thought Wolters was pretty good. He does a bunch of little things. Gets the defense off balance, delivers the ball on time in the right spots.

nuposse04 · Post #292 » by **nuposse04** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 3:33 am

long suffrin' boulez fan wrote:I thought Wolters was pretty good. He does a bunch of little things. Gets the defense off balance, delivers the ball on time in the right spots.

it isn't very difficult to perform well againt maynor.

Post #293 » by **nate33** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 3:45 am

noworriesinmd wrote:We lost tonight's game because Witt was afraid to put back in Maynor. Wall was gased at the end.

To clarify, are you saying that Wittman lost the game because he should have put Maynor in to give Wall rest? Or are you saying that we lost the game because Maynor sucks so bad that Wittman couldn't afford to put him in? I agree with the latter.

wizardry · Post #294 » by **wizardry** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 4:07 am

nate33 wrote:
noworriesinmd wrote:We lost tonight's game because Witt was afraid to put back in Maynor. Wall was gased at the end.

To clarify, are you saying that Wittman lost the game because he should have put Maynor in to give Wall rest? Or are you saying that we lost the game because Maynor sucks so bad that Wittman couldn't afford to put him in? I agree with the latter.

He might be saying the bench sucks so bad even wall couldntbhelp the bench leakage that was caused by injury

noworriesinmd · Post #295 » by **noworriesinmd** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 4:09 am

nate, definetly don't blame Witt or Wall or Ariza for the lost.
Our bench is special and Maynor sits up in the front with three helmets.

nuposse04 · Post #296 » by **nuposse04** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 4:12 am

wizardry wrote:
nate33 wrote:
noworriesinmd wrote:We lost tonight's game because Witt was afraid to put back in Maynor. Wall was gased at the end.

To clarify, are you saying that Wittman lost the game because he should have put Maynor in to give Wall rest? Or are you saying that we lost the game because Maynor sucks so bad that Wittman couldn't afford to put him in? I agree with the latter.

He might be saying the bench sucks so bad even wall couldntbhelp the bench leakage that was caused by injury

I'm curious, how chocolaty does Maynor's grundle taste?

If Ted was really about winning he'd order EG to have this unathletic POS cut tomorrow and we bring in somebody else. As others have said...PIERRE JACKSON. C'mon Ted hear our cries!

GhostsOfGil · Post #297 » by **GhostsOfGil** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 4:30 am

The titles for this thread are just fantastic.

mhd · Post #298 » by **mhd** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 4:30 am

We should do a 2-for-1 trade and sign Pierre Jackson. He's GOT to be better than Maynor. Trade our trash for someone else's trash, except get a roster spot.

Mickstix · Post #299 » by **Mickstix** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 4:51 am

Maynor's bad, but from a guy who rarely gets to watch pro ball, I just can't figure out how half the guys on this roster even became basketball players to begin with, much less get drafted and earn a good salary in the NBA?? IMO, anyone suiting up and earning a paycheck, in an "arena", should be able to make consistent layups and open jump shots from like 15' or less.. But most of these guys can't make a basket (a single **** bucket) if their life depended on it? Ever! Game after game? They can't even get a lucky one!! WTF?? Just baffles the mind if that's any indication of what some NBA "benches" look like.. Baffling..

Cudos to Wall and the few guys on the team who can actually play ball!! They get max credit from me, for not telling the rest of those guys to go F themself, on a nightly basis!!

Post #300 » by **nate33** » Sat Dec 7, 2013 5:38 am

GhostsOfGil wrote:The titles for this thread are just fantastic.

The other thing that cracks me us is that this thread never even slips more than halfway down the first page. Literally EVERY GAME is ammunition to criticize Eric Maynor.

How Pungent Is The Suck Emanating From Eric Maynor