Post#1515 » by fatlever » Fri Sep 5, 2014 5:56 pm
I had a crazy dream last night that you guys might find funny. So in my dream, I traveled to Australia to visit Sachmo in his new town, which is in the middle of nowhere, in the outback. So I travel for what seems like an eternity and and finally get to Sachmo's house, which down a dirt road, near nothing. Sachmo, who is a elderly man (around 60ish), kinda like an older Crocodile Dundee, immediately takes me on a walk thru the woods, along this creek/stream, near his house. He gives me a machete. I also meet , his wife, who is an elderly woman. She was sleeping in a hammock. Anyway, next thing you know, Sachmo is down in this creek killing giant snakes - like the size of a massive anaconda - with his machete. There are all kinds of snakes around me, big ones, little ones, in the trees, in the water and also tons of giant insects and other creepy ass ****. I took off running back to his house, then I woke up.
What I learned:
1. Sachmo is an old man
2. Australia is scary as ****
3. I hate snakes
4. Sachmo lives in the middle of nowhere.
This was a true story.