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The Jon Jones Thread 

Post#1 » by REDDzone » Tue Jun 2, 2015 11:50 pm

I think we were just discussing all things Bones in the DC/Rumble thread before, so I thought it might make more sense to talk all things Bones in a new thread.

Not sure how we missed this. A video surfaced of the 911 call and footage of the aftermath of the accident. I find it interesting that the cops found cash in the car. From a practical perspective, that means he for sure came back to get his coke or whatever other drug, right?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNP8dvZVDo[/youtube]
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Post#2 » by Jasen777 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 12:00 am

Maybe he just had so much cash he couldn't grab it all?
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Post#3 » by Nemesis21 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 12:04 am

I can't believe how dumb Jon has acted. The man needs to get his life together.
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Post#4 » by REDDzone » Wed Jun 3, 2015 12:07 am

I would have grabbed the funyuns.
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Post#5 » by cowboyronnie » Wed Jun 3, 2015 12:30 am

REDDzone wrote:I think we were just discussing all things Bones in the DC/Rumble thread before, so I thought it might make more sense to talk all things Bones in a new thread.

Not sure how we missed this. A video surfaced of the 911 call and footage of the aftermath of the accident. I find it interesting that the cops found cash in the car. From a practical perspective, that means he for sure came back to get his coke or whatever other drug, right?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNP8dvZVDo[/youtube]


He's gonna get away with it too... The charges will be way lighter than the full scope of whatever the heck he was up to.

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Post#6 » by REDDzone » Wed Jun 3, 2015 12:53 am

I thought the cops were pretty hilarious.

"Welp, he's f*cked."

Then one said something about not wanting to have to struggle with Jones and said "Id just tase him" or some such. lolzers.
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Post#7 » by Nemesis21 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 4:22 am

REDDzone wrote:I thought the cops were pretty hilarious.

"Welp, he's f*cked."

Then one said something about not wanting to have to struggle with Jones and said "Id just tase him" or some such. lolzers.



Yeah they were. :lol:
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Post#8 » by Jasen777 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 4:28 am

Facing a probably coked up Jon Jones? I'd want something rather more than a teaser.
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Post#9 » by REDDzone » Wed Jun 3, 2015 11:55 am

Jasen777 wrote:Facing a probably coked up Jon Jones? I'd want something rather more than a teaser.


He's a cop, he has more than a taser.
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Post#10 » by Cammo101 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 6:42 pm

REDDzone wrote:
Jasen777 wrote:Facing a probably coked up Jon Jones? I'd want something rather more than a teaser.


He's a cop, he has more than a taser.


This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.
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Post#11 » by REDDzone » Wed Jun 3, 2015 7:02 pm

Cammo101 wrote:
REDDzone wrote:
Jasen777 wrote:Facing a probably coked up Jon Jones? I'd want something rather more than a teaser.


He's a cop, he has more than a taser.


This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.


Yea, I actually want to say I saw something recently where ABQ has had a ton of problems with police violence. Some of the worst in the country.
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Post#12 » by Jasen777 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 10:00 pm

REDDzone wrote:He's a cop, he has more than a taser.


True.


[quote=Cammo101]This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.[/quote]

Nah, the tank would have to be at a police station no doubt. Probably has a chain gun in the car though.
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Post#13 » by Jasen777 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 10:01 pm

Jasen777 wrote:
REDDzone wrote:He's a cop, he has more than a taser.


True.


Cammo101 wrote:This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.


Nah, the tank would have to be at a police station no doubt. Probably has a chain gun in the car though.
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Post#14 » by Jasen777 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 10:02 pm

REDDzone wrote:He's a cop, he has more than a taser.


True.


Cammo101 wrote:This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.


Nah, the tank would have to be at a police station no doubt. Probably has a chain gun in the car though.
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Post#15 » by Jasen777 » Wed Jun 3, 2015 10:02 pm

Ooops.
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Post#16 » by High 5 » Thu Jun 4, 2015 4:13 am

You really Jon Jones'd that one.
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Post#17 » by REDDzone » Thu Jun 4, 2015 4:24 am

High 5 wrote:You really Jon Jones'd that one.


LOL am I misremembering or weren't you a huge fan at one point?
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Post#18 » by High 5 » Thu Jun 4, 2015 5:47 am

REDDzone wrote:
High 5 wrote:You really Jon Jones'd that one.


LOL am I misremembering or weren't you a huge fan at one point?


I've been a fan since I saw him throw Bonnar around the cage. That hasn't changed. He's good enough that I can separate the fighter from the person and enjoy the sport. Jon Jones as the undefeated champion is just way more interesting than any other option.

I stopped trying to find his redeeming qualities as a person at some point before the Rashad fight.
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Post#19 » by SDM » Thu Jun 4, 2015 1:00 pm

REDDzone wrote:I thought the cops were pretty hilarious.

"Welp, he's f*cked."

Then one said something about not wanting to have to struggle with Jones and said "Id just tase him" or some such. lolzers.


Chael suggested that Jones use the comment about tazing in his defense, saying he fled the scene because he didn't want to get killed by racist cops.
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