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I think we were just discussing all things Bones in the DC/Rumble thread before, so I thought it might make more sense to talk all things Bones in a new thread.
Not sure how we missed this. A video surfaced of the 911 call and footage of the aftermath of the accident. I find it interesting that the cops found cash in the car. From a practical perspective, that means he for sure came back to get his coke or whatever other drug, right?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNP8dvZVDo[/youtube]
Not sure how we missed this. A video surfaced of the 911 call and footage of the aftermath of the accident. I find it interesting that the cops found cash in the car. From a practical perspective, that means he for sure came back to get his coke or whatever other drug, right?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNP8dvZVDo[/youtube]
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Maybe he just had so much cash he couldn't grab it all?
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I can't believe how dumb Jon has acted. The man needs to get his life together.
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I would have grabbed the funyuns.
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REDDzone wrote:I think we were just discussing all things Bones in the DC/Rumble thread before, so I thought it might make more sense to talk all things Bones in a new thread.
Not sure how we missed this. A video surfaced of the 911 call and footage of the aftermath of the accident. I find it interesting that the cops found cash in the car. From a practical perspective, that means he for sure came back to get his coke or whatever other drug, right?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNP8dvZVDo[/youtube]
He's gonna get away with it too... The charges will be way lighter than the full scope of whatever the heck he was up to.
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I thought the cops were pretty hilarious.
"Welp, he's f*cked."
Then one said something about not wanting to have to struggle with Jones and said "Id just tase him" or some such. lolzers.
"Welp, he's f*cked."
Then one said something about not wanting to have to struggle with Jones and said "Id just tase him" or some such. lolzers.
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REDDzone wrote:I thought the cops were pretty hilarious.
"Welp, he's f*cked."
Then one said something about not wanting to have to struggle with Jones and said "Id just tase him" or some such. lolzers.
Yeah they were.

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Facing a probably coked up Jon Jones? I'd want something rather more than a teaser.
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Jasen777 wrote:Facing a probably coked up Jon Jones? I'd want something rather more than a teaser.
He's a cop, he has more than a taser.
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REDDzone wrote:Jasen777 wrote:Facing a probably coked up Jon Jones? I'd want something rather more than a teaser.
He's a cop, he has more than a taser.
This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.
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Cammo101 wrote:REDDzone wrote:Jasen777 wrote:Facing a probably coked up Jon Jones? I'd want something rather more than a teaser.
He's a cop, he has more than a taser.
This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.
Yea, I actually want to say I saw something recently where ABQ has had a ton of problems with police violence. Some of the worst in the country.
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REDDzone wrote:He's a cop, he has more than a taser.
True.
[quote=Cammo101]This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.[/quote]
Nah, the tank would have to be at a police station no doubt. Probably has a chain gun in the car though.
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Jasen777 wrote:REDDzone wrote:He's a cop, he has more than a taser.
True.Cammo101 wrote:This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.
Nah, the tank would have to be at a police station no doubt. Probably has a chain gun in the car though.
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REDDzone wrote:He's a cop, he has more than a taser.
True.
Cammo101 wrote:This is America, he probably has a tank and armor piercing bullets in a chain gun.
Nah, the tank would have to be at a police station no doubt. Probably has a chain gun in the car though.
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Ooops.
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You really Jon Jones'd that one.
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High 5 wrote:You really Jon Jones'd that one.
LOL am I misremembering or weren't you a huge fan at one point?
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REDDzone wrote:High 5 wrote:You really Jon Jones'd that one.
LOL am I misremembering or weren't you a huge fan at one point?
I've been a fan since I saw him throw Bonnar around the cage. That hasn't changed. He's good enough that I can separate the fighter from the person and enjoy the sport. Jon Jones as the undefeated champion is just way more interesting than any other option.
I stopped trying to find his redeeming qualities as a person at some point before the Rashad fight.
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REDDzone wrote:I thought the cops were pretty hilarious.
"Welp, he's f*cked."
Then one said something about not wanting to have to struggle with Jones and said "Id just tase him" or some such. lolzers.
Chael suggested that Jones use the comment about tazing in his defense, saying he fled the scene because he didn't want to get killed by racist cops.
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