Funniest things you have seen on Real GM?
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When the poster "Green Apple" posts something.
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That assfault thread is the funniest thing I've ever seen on realgm. I can't spot laughing
Too bad I missed it

Too bad I missed it
Shaq on Duncan:SA won because of TD, a guy I could never break.I could talk trash to Ewing, get in D-Rob's face, get a rise out of Mourning,but when I went at Tim he’d look at me like he was bored and say:“Hey,Shaq, watch this shot right off the glass.”
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svart wrote:Raptors forum after a loss.
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The good looking player thread was a decent chuckle..
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Any thread where I get to see TurboZone sigs.
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GameOver25 wrote:When the poster "Green Apple" posts something.
I think you mean Bill Walton.
Pick any post.
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Two words: assfault
That's RealGM greatness right there. Shall live on in forever. It's all about the pets and the "elementals".
Also honorable mention: Toronto fan meets "Maytricks" in bathroom, claims will bring championship.
For the Orlando board I would say is when one of our own meet Gortat in the cold plunge. It's a Magic board classic.
That's RealGM greatness right there. Shall live on in forever. It's all about the pets and the "elementals".
Also honorable mention: Toronto fan meets "Maytricks" in bathroom, claims will bring championship.
For the Orlando board I would say is when one of our own meet Gortat in the cold plunge. It's a Magic board classic.
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That Kobe Bryant wasn't the primary fascilitator on the lakers championship teams, it was Derek Fisher
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Optimus_Steel wrote:Two words: assfault
That's RealGM greatness right there. Shall live on in forever. It's all about the pets and the "elementals".
Also honorable mention: Toronto fan meets "Maytricks" in bathroom, claims will bring championship.
For the Orlando board I would say is when one of our own meet Gortat in the cold plunge. It's a Magic board classic.
Link if said magic thread remains please. Or at least te period it was posted during if it remains, I can look it up.
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The Infamous1 wrote:That Kobe Bryant wasn't the primary fascilitator on the lakers championship teams, it was Derek Fisher

Devin Booker wrote:Bro.
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I enjoyed the hell out of the Kelly Oubre attraction thread. The first couple pages are the normal reactions you would expect to someone drooling over the titillating physique of Kelly Oubre, but boy does it go in a wonderful, wonderful direction after that. Never has RealGM been so homoerotic.
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A Celtics fan should post links to Celtics_History_Lesson and his Kelly Files (about Kelly Olynyk)
They are hilarious
They are hilarious
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There are two that sticks out in my mind here on the GB:
A thread that was all about Lebron quoted
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And the other, not even sure about the topic but a recent heat fan (at the time) posted something and another poster called him out as a bandwagoner--and the posts following was nothing short of histerical gifs and memes.
^if someone can find that thread, that would be awesome.
A thread that was all about Lebron quoted
viewtopic.php?t=1057226
And the other, not even sure about the topic but a recent heat fan (at the time) posted something and another poster called him out as a bandwagoner--and the posts following was nothing short of histerical gifs and memes.
^if someone can find that thread, that would be awesome.
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DaddyCool19 wrote:The Shaq / Boykins offence
viewtopic.php?t=855808

NBA should at least implement this at the Summer League, where each team gets a designated dwarf they can throw at the Basket or just at each other. I would totally pay for SL LeaguePass to see that.
Guest202 wrote:Even Wall Street Journal subscribers think it was fixed...
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elBJ wrote:DaddyCool19 wrote:The Shaq / Boykins offence
viewtopic.php?t=855808
this is gold
NBA should at least implement this at the Summer League, where each team gets a designated dwarf they can throw at the Basket or just at each other. I would totally pay for SL LeaguePass to see that.
Raptors draft Tryion Lannister from Casterly Rock.
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Rosque wrote:TKainZero wrote:Someone made a legendary comment when Greg Monroe was arrested and peed himself
"He Piston himself"
It had like 600 and'1s (the most I ever saw, which is a thread on its own)
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1227
1255 now
That has to be the most legendary comment in real GM history (measured by and'1s)
Could anything ever top that comment?
Are there any other members of the +1000 and'1 post club?
Or even a definative list of the post with +100 and's would be fun
What could possibly ever overtake that?
(Have to be something with the Kings, (they have players called:gay,cousins. There team name is kings.
Even Tim drunkan carrying a 12th man out of a bar wasted couldn't top that!
USA Celtics in full effect. Amazing chemistry building experience right there for the main core of the team
Proceeds to finish 7th and shames the entire nation!
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Choker wrote:elBJ wrote:DaddyCool19 wrote:The Shaq / Boykins offence
viewtopic.php?t=855808
this is gold
NBA should at least implement this at the Summer League, where each team gets a designated dwarf they can throw at the Basket or just at each other. I would totally pay for SL LeaguePass to see that.
Raptors draft Tryion Lannister from Casterly Rock.
I think after you stop a fast break by throwing your dwarf between the legs of a guy, they can't play anymore, so you'll need plenty.
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TKainZero wrote:One poster said,
"The bucks did it in the 1970's. Kareem won a MVP, and some guy named Lew Alcindor did the year before."
I just totally lost it...
Hilarious... It still puts a smile on my face..
Who was that moron

I'm off to the boxing forum to discuss the greatest boxer of all time, Clay or Ali?
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TKainZero wrote:Someone made a legendary comment when Greg Monroe was arrested and peed himself
"He Piston himself"
It had like 600 and'1s (the most I ever saw, which is a thread on its own)
It's up to 1250+
