Funniest things you have seen on Real GM?

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Re: Funniest things you have seen on Real GM? 

Post#81 » by GameOver25 » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:46 am

When the poster "Green Apple" posts something.
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Post#82 » by franktony » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:54 am

That assfault thread is the funniest thing I've ever seen on realgm. I can't spot laughing :rofl:

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Post#83 » by Potential » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:56 am

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Post#84 » by Kangaroohop » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:58 am

The good looking player thread was a decent chuckle..


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Post#85 » by Tim Lehrbach » Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:30 am

Any thread where I get to see TurboZone sigs.
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Post#86 » by NBA Fan 1234 » Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:33 am

GameOver25 wrote:When the poster "Green Apple" posts something.


I think you mean Bill Walton.

Pick any post.

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Post#87 » by Han Solo » Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:36 am

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Post#88 » by Optimus_Steel » Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:36 am

Two words: assfault

That's RealGM greatness right there. Shall live on in forever. It's all about the pets and the "elementals".

Also honorable mention: Toronto fan meets "Maytricks" in bathroom, claims will bring championship.

For the Orlando board I would say is when one of our own meet Gortat in the cold plunge. It's a Magic board classic.
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Post#89 » by The Infamous1 » Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:57 am

That Kobe Bryant wasn't the primary fascilitator on the lakers championship teams, it was Derek Fisher
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Post#90 » by RSCD3_ » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:24 am

Optimus_Steel wrote:Two words: assfault

That's RealGM greatness right there. Shall live on in forever. It's all about the pets and the "elementals".

Also honorable mention: Toronto fan meets "Maytricks" in bathroom, claims will bring championship.

For the Orlando board I would say is when one of our own meet Gortat in the cold plunge. It's a Magic board classic.


Link if said magic thread remains please. Or at least te period it was posted during if it remains, I can look it up.
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Post#91 » by Goudelock » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:41 am

The Infamous1 wrote:That Kobe Bryant wasn't the primary fascilitator on the lakers championship teams, it was Derek Fisher


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Post#92 » by Domejandro » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:47 am

I enjoyed the hell out of the Kelly Oubre attraction thread. The first couple pages are the normal reactions you would expect to someone drooling over the titillating physique of Kelly Oubre, but boy does it go in a wonderful, wonderful direction after that. Never has RealGM been so homoerotic.

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Post#93 » by aIvin adams » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:03 am

A Celtics fan should post links to Celtics_History_Lesson and his Kelly Files (about Kelly Olynyk)

They are hilarious
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Post#94 » by ORLMagicGirl15 » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:16 am

There are two that sticks out in my mind here on the GB:

A thread that was all about Lebron quoted
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And the other, not even sure about the topic but a recent heat fan (at the time) posted something and another poster called him out as a bandwagoner--and the posts following was nothing short of histerical gifs and memes.
^if someone can find that thread, that would be awesome.
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Post#95 » by elBJ » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:45 am

DaddyCool19 wrote:The Shaq / Boykins offence

viewtopic.php?t=855808


:lol: this is gold

NBA should at least implement this at the Summer League, where each team gets a designated dwarf they can throw at the Basket or just at each other. I would totally pay for SL LeaguePass to see that.
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Post#96 » by Kabookalu » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:59 am

elBJ wrote:
DaddyCool19 wrote:The Shaq / Boykins offence

viewtopic.php?t=855808


:lol: this is gold

NBA should at least implement this at the Summer League, where each team gets a designated dwarf they can throw at the Basket or just at each other. I would totally pay for SL LeaguePass to see that.


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Post#97 » by TKainZero » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:04 am

Rosque wrote:
TKainZero wrote:Someone made a legendary comment when Greg Monroe was arrested and peed himself

"He Piston himself"
It had like 600 and'1s (the most I ever saw, which is a thread on its own)

viewtopic.php?t=1344777

1227


1255 now

That has to be the most legendary comment in real GM history (measured by and'1s)

Could anything ever top that comment?

Are there any other members of the +1000 and'1 post club?
Or even a definative list of the post with +100 and's would be fun


What could possibly ever overtake that?
(Have to be something with the Kings, (they have players called:gay,cousins. There team name is kings.

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Post#98 » by elBJ » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:06 am

Choker wrote:
elBJ wrote:
DaddyCool19 wrote:The Shaq / Boykins offence

viewtopic.php?t=855808


:lol: this is gold

NBA should at least implement this at the Summer League, where each team gets a designated dwarf they can throw at the Basket or just at each other. I would totally pay for SL LeaguePass to see that.


Raptors draft Tryion Lannister from Casterly Rock.

I think after you stop a fast break by throwing your dwarf between the legs of a guy, they can't play anymore, so you'll need plenty.
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Post#99 » by EmperorLocky » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:59 am

TKainZero wrote:One poster said,

"The bucks did it in the 1970's. Kareem won a MVP, and some guy named Lew Alcindor did the year before."

I just totally lost it...
Hilarious... It still puts a smile on my face..


Who was that moron :uhoh:

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Post#100 » by BallSacBounce » Sun Jul 19, 2015 6:20 am

TKainZero wrote:Someone made a legendary comment when Greg Monroe was arrested and peed himself

"He Piston himself"
It had like 600 and'1s (the most I ever saw, which is a thread on its own)


It's up to 1250+ :lol:

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