AFM wrote:nate33 wrote:bsilver wrote:Assuming:
1) Durant's not coming
2) Beal's healthy
a) Nervous about it, but have to re-sign Beal
b) Re-sign Sessions and Dudley
c) Bring over Satoransky
d) I'd love to have Biyombo. Just what we need - rebounding and defense. He'll be due big money with the way he's been playing and Toronto hopefully can't afford him. Will have other suitors.
e) Backup plan to (d) is to bring back Seraphin. He can't be happy in NYC with so little playing time.
f) Sign Jon Leuer. High energy PF. Doesn't shoot a lot of 3's but has good %.
PG - Wall, Sessions
SG - Beal, Sato
SF - Porter, Oubre
PF - Dudley, Leuer, Humphries, Gooden
C- Gortat, Biyombo, Blair
Other - 1st round pick. Groom a PG like Melo Trimble to take over for Sessions. I think the best big men will be gone by the time we pick - especially any stretch 4 possibilities.
Other options:
a) Have to consider Ryan Anderson, but he'll be expensive with lots of of offers, and not sure he's worth it.
b) Pry a big man from Boston. Not David Lee. Probably couldn't get Olynek, but he'd be perfect.
I like much of this. I absolutely would not go after Seraphin though. And I'd take a shot at Batum before settling for Dudley. Leuer and Biyombo are good ideas though. If we added them, I'd definitely let Hump and Blair go. I might keep Gooden on a vet minimum contract.
Also, I love Sessions but wouldn't chase him in a bidding process. If he wouldn't agree to something south of 2 years $10M, I'd probably let him walk and look elsewhere.
Why do you like this?
This is essentially our team now, and not a playoff team.
We blew our phukkin load on Durant. How embarrassing it will be when he doesn't sign here.
We're like that delusional kid at the bar, convinced he deserves the 10/10 supermodel, so he turns down all the free pussy 7/10 and 8/10s are throwing at him all night. Only to discover at last call that the 10/10 is going home with someone else. And now we have to go home and masturbate alone, sobbing. Aka the Monte. Embarrassing.
AFM - Glad you're around to give some life to my boring post!
Would love to have Durant, but we're no 10s. Maybe he'll show some mercy.
I think we'll make the playoffs, if healthy, and my changes would help, but still not close to championship level.
In my day, would have been in heaven with 7/8s. Our Wiz will have to be content to do the same with theirs. (confusing wiz and jiz, but the attempted metaphor was worth a try)