Most Hilarious Post You've Read on RealGM

Kabookalu · Post #121 » by **Kabookalu** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:08 am

Devilzsidewalk wrote:
Choker wrote:viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1341511#start_here

If you have time, at least read this through until the 5th page. I still have to contain my laughter every time I go back to it

i don't know the icebelly references

During one of Bruno's first games, someone asked him how nervous he was. He said it was like ice being in his belly.

Devilzsidewalk · Post #122 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:14 am

Blame Rasho wrote:
Tim Lehrbach wrote:Anybody post that thread where the court went from two hoops to three to, like, a hundred? I want to see those images again.

The Amazing Ha thread was pretty good

I almost forgot about that - my anger is renewed. I was legitimately pissed off when the site was revamped and that thread was erased from existence. Literally like tearing down Machu Picchu so you can build a Home Depot except way worse.

The Main Event · Post #123 » by **The Main Event** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:50 am

ratrac wrote:
ReKon wrote:It s already been mentioned in this page but the guy with the Greivis Vasquez story(i think it was on the Raps board) was hillarious.He also had one about Spencer Hawes and how his brother ended up sending him a pic of his genitals

Also i remember this thread again from a Toronto guy whose gf supposedly gave Jalen Rose her phone number and Rose was calling her in the middle of the night or something and he was asking for advice.This could all be the same guy for all i know

viewtopic.php?t=1290266

viewtopic.php?t=1346650

Also.

That was me. I met Kevin O'Neil and Leo Rautins as well and an interesting scenario took place.

OsuCavsfan103 · Post #124 » by **OsuCavsfan103** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:52 am

When this hater on this thread today said and I quote "LeBron just isn't that good." Granted he was an obvious troll and LeBron hater, but it still cracked me up.

BirdIsDaKing · Post #125 » by **BirdIsDaKing** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:06 am

This

EmperorLocky wrote:
bondom34 wrote:
EmperorLocky wrote:
On this, if Westbrook was to get MVP would this be the first time that team mates have earned MVP honours in consecutive years? If not what team mates have done this?

Nope, I forget but the Celtics I believe had 2 (Russell and someone?) and I think the Sixers.

Thanks mate. Just checked it and yes first done in the early days by Cousy and Russell in 57 and 58. Bucks had Alcindor and Jabbar in 71 and 72. That's it, so this would be one hell of a feat by this team if they pulled it off.

Now the real test, Celtics won both 57 and 58 finals. Bucks won 71 finals. If Westbrook wins MVP honours and OKC don't win the finals they will be the first team to have consecutive MVP winners and not win a final and they can be considered the greatest chokers of all time. /green font.

Post #126 » by **bondom34** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:07 am

BirdIsDaKing wrote:This

EmperorLocky wrote:
bondom34 wrote:Nope, I forget but the Celtics I believe had 2 (Russell and someone?) and I think the Sixers.

Thanks mate. Just checked it and yes first done in the early days by Cousy and Russell in 57 and 58. Bucks had Alcindor and Jabbar in 71 and 72. That's it, so this would be one hell of a feat by this team if they pulled it off.

Now the real test, Celtics won both 57 and 58 finals. Bucks won 71 finals. If Westbrook wins MVP honours and OKC don't win the finals they will be the first team to have consecutive MVP winners and not win a final and they can be considered the greatest chokers of all time. /green font.

Hey, I made one and wasn't the butt of the joke :lol:

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John Murdoch · Post #127 » by **John Murdoch** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:39 pm

ATTL wrote:If Kobe played in this era he would be a similar level player Raja Bell was in his era.

Devassa · Post #128 » by **Devassa** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 1:31 pm

The Miami Heat-Luke Jackson turdchucker threads were hilarious

JoeyCrawford · Post #129 » by **JoeyCrawford** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 1:44 pm

svart wrote:Assfault.

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=886428#start_here

Legendary thread.

ppedro123 · Post #130 » by **ppedro123** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:29 pm

kabstah wrote:This thread is an insult to Curry. Peak for peak as scorers, Jordan is closer to Allen Iverson than he is to this year's Curry.

Post #131 » by **ATTL** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:55 pm

John Murdoch wrote:
ATTL wrote:If Kobe played in this era he would be a similar level player Raja Bell was in his era.

Maybe someday you won't need a different color to figure out sarcasm. I'm rooting for you.

aIvin adams · Post #132 » by **aIvin adams** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:58 pm

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1453063

Promising..

xxSnEaKyPxx · Post #133 » by **xxSnEaKyPxx** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:31 pm

A minute ago in another thread someone said "Carmelo Anthony and Porzingis are as good as(if not better) than Paul George."

I thought that was quite humorous.

Blame Rasho · Post #134 » by **Blame Rasho** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:14 pm

OsuCavsfan103 wrote:When this hater on this thread today said and I quote "LeBron just isn't that good." Granted he was an obvious troll and LeBron hater, but it still cracked me up.

Sorta like this guy...

Oh wait.... yeah...

Witzig-Okashi · Post #135 » by **Witzig-Okashi** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:49 am

There was one I read that was on the Lakers forum of a fictional story of Phil Jackson having an one-night fling with some random girl in a club while staving off his daily worship of Kobe Bryant. I might not be stating the story correctly, but some of the frequents on the Lakers forum may be able to describe it better and ultimately find it...

Post #136 » by **infinite11285** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:36 am

The, "MS Paint-A-NBA Headlines" posts had some of the funniest content I've ever seen on here.

This was a long, long time ago but I vaguely remember someone proposing 3 way NBA Basketball. The OP mapped out how the courts would look and everything. I was literally cry/yell laughing at that entire thread. I wish I could dig it up but it's nearly impossible using Google.

The, "Is Ibaka the Sexiest Player In The NBA" Thread and "Outdoor Games/Assfault" were also legendary threads.

Vibranium · Post #137 » by **Vibranium** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:41 am

AshyLarrysDiaper wrote:The post defending OJ Mayo's hairline. I had tears streaming down my face.

Any chance you can link me to it?

TGsoGood · Post #138 » by **TGsoGood** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:48 am

druggas wrote:Draymond Green could stop a prime Shaq! That post was just last month.

I'm still laughing about this one.

Post #139 » by **infinite11285** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:35 am

40 page Thread on Raptors Board discussing Greg Oden's Leaked Nudes http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=980408#start_here

"The NBA And The Fractional Second" Thread http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1119619

"My Collection Can You Beat It" Thread...OP posts a pic of his gf to prove that he has a life :rofl:

(pg 2) http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=42&t=948673#start_here

"Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence" http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=855808
Raps Fan proposes to trade Bosh for Shaq/Earl Boykins and hilarity ensues...

Infernoskull
Play B: Give boykins the ball, have shaq literally throw boykins from the three point line, over defenders and in for the dunk.. now this play has its flaws, obviously, the main one being boykins would most likely get injured on the landing, but this is for end of game situations or emergencies, and we would use this sparingly.

"Gay-Love-Sessions Triangle" Thread http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1026620

"Charlie V sold out (a.k.a. the Messiah/Abercrombie Lifestyle)" was one of the greatest sports threads in internet history. Unfortunately, that thread is impossible to find.

"Met Greivis Vasquez" Thread http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=1346650

"Maytricks Championship" Thread http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=876270#start_here

"MS Paint Sam Mitchell A Playbook" Thread http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=855652#start_here

Post #140 » by **infinite11285** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:55 am

Dug this up in my favorites :rofl:

Wolves2011 wrote:
Wolves2011 wrote:
Wolves2011 wrote:Just noticed that I keep posting my 994th post. I'm assuming that can't be right. Looked for a way to send a private message to a moderator, but couldn't find a way. So I'm posting here.

Wow it just changed to 995. How about all of the other 994's?

now they all seem to say 996, guess I don't under how the posting numbers work....even older ones changed their number..??

I can't recall what thread it was from, unfortunately.