Alright finally the time for my pick is in.  I'm going to stay away from the "superstar" in maybe the traditional sense of the word and i'm going to go with the ultimate glue-guy.  The premier team player.  The rock upon which I will build my house.
With the Closer pick, i'm going to go with 05-06 MVP, the man himself, Steve Nash.

Let's have a quick look at the digits.
18.8 ppg.  10.5 ast.  4.2 reb.  51% fg.  44% 3pt.  92% ft.  79 games played.  
1 MVP
You're probably thinking to yourself, wow that's a really dumb pick.  You're probably right.  I could get a similar point guard way later. You're probably saying, haha steve nash never even won a title.    
But, I say this to you.  Could your point guard do this...

Did your point guard get the top 50 gold star?

Can your point guard skate?

Can he?

Can he be a professional-level soccer player like my point guard?
I seriously doubt it.