
But seriously. Nobody cares. NOBODY!!! I love fantasy sports. Baseball and football. But outside of the actual fantasy draft, when friends and I are drunkenly comparing rosters, I don't want to hear about your stupid f***ing team. There's nothing worse than walking into work in the morning, asking "how ya doing" and a co-worker, unprovoked, offering up information about his team. I cringe just thinking about it. While they're telling me all about some outrageous trade that went down in their baseball league, or how "Emmanuel Sanders didn't do sh*t last night because Denver's new QB..." I just sit there with this blank, obvious "I f***ing hate you" smile on my face until they're done talking. Never any follow up questions. Never volunteering any info from my multiple leagues. Why? Because they don't care about my teams! Just walk away and hope they don't want to talk about fantasy sports at lunch. Ok, rant over.