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Rose found not liable: Update pg. 62

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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1361 » by Bill Pidto » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:54 pm

moocow007 wrote:I'm thinking a pre-sex pre-nup app that both parties can download and "sign" off on prior to each encounter. Can include parties involved, anticipated activity (can give them multiple choices...oral, anal, doggy, froggy...or fill in your own response) and from/to date and time. Then have everyone electronically sign off using fingerprints (on the same button thingy that you use for your Starbucks app).

We can call it "Snatch Defense" or "Train Safety" or "Gold Diggas Outa Here" or something like that.

We make money by allowing folks to buy porn from the same app in case all parties refuse to sign and walk out on them before they get down to business.

Any way for smartphones to give a breathalyzer and record the results?


God dammit, you're a genius, Moo. It needs a catchier name though, and something more inclusive to women so they can use the app to convince famous dudes to trow em the pipe. It's gotta be scalable so we can maximize our profits (I'm part of this now).

I'm thinking something like "SodoMe", or "Legal Lovers".

If we can't work out the breathalyzer thing, we can have them perform other sobriety tests like reciting the alphabet backwards. The camera on your phone records it, time-stamps it and saves it to the cloud.

How romantic.
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1362 » by RHODEY » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:56 pm

AllanHoustonFan wrote:And I know you guys are happy Rose is back but you guys need to chill with the celebrations man. Makes some of you guys look bad.


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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1364 » by F N 11 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:58 pm

Can't wait to hear BNO negative spin on this. Hack writers have nothing to say and even wiretap moving the story down fast as hell. This world thrives off bringing a man down. Sad
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Post#1365 » by RHODEY » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:59 pm

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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1366 » by moocow007 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:00 pm

Bill Pidto wrote:
moocow007 wrote:I'm thinking a pre-sex pre-nup app that both parties can download and "sign" off on prior to each encounter. Can include parties involved, anticipated activity (can give them multiple choices...oral, anal, doggy, froggy...or fill in your own response) and from/to date and time. Then have everyone electronically sign off using fingerprints (on the same button thingy that you use for your Starbucks app).

We can call it "Snatch Defense" or "Train Safety" or "Gold Diggas Outa Here" or something like that.

We make money by allowing folks to buy porn from the same app in case all parties refuse to sign and walk out on them before they get down to business.

Any way for smartphones to give a breathalyzer and record the results?


God dammit, you're a genius, Moo. It needs a catchier name though, and something more inclusive to women so they can use the app to convince famous dudes to trow em the pipe. It's gotta be scalable so we can maximize our profits (I'm part of this now).

I'm thinking something like "SodoMe", or "Legal Lovers".

If we can't work out the breathalyzer thing, we can have them perform other sobriety tests like reciting the alphabet backwards. The camera on your phone records it, time-stamps it and saves it to the cloud.

How romantic.


A lot of professional athletes may actually fail this team...even reciting the alphabet forwards I'd imagine will be a challenge for some. :lol:
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1367 » by boomann21 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:01 pm


"I'm not the snitch, I don't go to the cops to get rich"

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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1368 » by KayCSmooth » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:01 pm

3toheadmelo wrote:Her name is Monica los rios and she's actually in a music video lol


Lmao that song is so bad it's catchy! She is pretty bad :oops: .
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1369 » by moocow007 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:01 pm

Carl_Karlson wrote:Even Wiretap is quickly moving the story down the headlines lol


Even the "found not liable" takes the wind out of the sail doesn't it. :lol:

It's like saying "he's aight" instead of "he's doing great!"
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1370 » by F N 11 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:05 pm

Imagine the field day people would of had if he was found guilty. Anyway back to ball. Let's get you working out and back on the court. Maybe tom?
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1371 » by CJackson » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:06 pm

KayCSmooth wrote:
CJackson wrote:
moocow007 wrote:I'm thinking a pre-sex pre-nup app that both parties can download and "sign" off on prior to each encounter. Can include parties involved, anticipated activity (can give them multiple choices...oral, anal, doggy, froggy...or fill in your own response) and from/to date and time. Then have everyone electronically sign off using fingerprints (on the same button thingy that you use for your Starbucks app).

We can call it "Snatch Defense" or "Train Safety" or "Gold Diggas Outa Here" or something like that.

We make money by allowing folks to buy porn from the same app in case all parties refuse to sign and walk out on them before they get down to business.

Any way for smartphones to give a breathalyzer and record the results?


That may actually be a legit business :o


Yo, for real that's a sick idea! Sign me up!


:lol: You in a hurry? Train leaving the station? :wink:
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1372 » by CJackson » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:06 pm

moocow007 wrote:
Carl_Karlson wrote:Even Wiretap is quickly moving the story down the headlines lol


Even the "found not liable" takes the wind out of the sail doesn't it. :lol:

It's like saying "he's aight" instead of "he's doing great!"


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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1373 » by F N 11 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:08 pm

This must feel like taking a chick out on a date and the bill is crazy and she say "I got it"
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1374 » by Carl_Karlson » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:10 pm

The first domino has fallen...
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If Phil pulled that off, I would put a put a paper bag over my head, paste a picture of Jeannie on it, poke a hole through the mouth, and give Phil the best BJ he's ever had in his entire life.[/quote]
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1375 » by CJackson » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:11 pm

moocow007 wrote:
Bill Pidto wrote:
moocow007 wrote:I'm thinking a pre-sex pre-nup app that both parties can download and "sign" off on prior to each encounter. Can include parties involved, anticipated activity (can give them multiple choices...oral, anal, doggy, froggy...or fill in your own response) and from/to date and time. Then have everyone electronically sign off using fingerprints (on the same button thingy that you use for your Starbucks app).

We can call it "Snatch Defense" or "Train Safety" or "Gold Diggas Outa Here" or something like that.

We make money by allowing folks to buy porn from the same app in case all parties refuse to sign and walk out on them before they get down to business.

Any way for smartphones to give a breathalyzer and record the results?


God dammit, you're a genius, Moo. It needs a catchier name though, and something more inclusive to women so they can use the app to convince famous dudes to trow em the pipe. It's gotta be scalable so we can maximize our profits (I'm part of this now).

I'm thinking something like "SodoMe", or "Legal Lovers".

If we can't work out the breathalyzer thing, we can have them perform other sobriety tests like reciting the alphabet backwards. The camera on your phone records it, time-stamps it and saves it to the cloud.

How romantic.


A lot of professional athletes may actually fail this team...even reciting the alphabet forwards I'd imagine will be a challenge for some. :lol:


Your app will require an animated character that interrupts them before they sign off, that goes something like:

"Yo Drose, this is Train Dawg, your friendly helpful pre-nup assistant! No, bro, I ain't real. I'm a cartoon! Hey, do you know what C-O-N-S-E-N-T means? It don't mean sending care packages to your homies in prison dawg! It means everybody here agrees NOW they all want to get down and do the dirty! You hear me now? OK sign this chit and let's party!"
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1376 » by dakomish23 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:12 pm

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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1377 » by Carl_Karlson » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:12 pm

Now it's time for the Knicks to run a train on the regular season
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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1378 » by Dantares » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:14 pm

so he can play tomorrow night right? if he takes a flight home now, he will be able to sleep in his own bed and be well rested for the game.

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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1379 » by boomann21 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:15 pm

Carl_Karlson wrote:Now it's time for the Knicks to run a train on the regular season


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Re: Rose Cleared of All Charges: Update pg. 62 

Post#1380 » by ChuckyFE » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:16 pm

Carl_Karlson wrote:Now it's time for the Knicks to run a train on the regular season

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