moocow007 wrote:I'm thinking a pre-sex pre-nup app that both parties can download and "sign" off on prior to each encounter. Can include parties involved, anticipated activity (can give them multiple choices...oral, anal, doggy, froggy...or fill in your own response) and from/to date and time. Then have everyone electronically sign off using fingerprints (on the same button thingy that you use for your Starbucks app).
We can call it "Snatch Defense" or "Train Safety" or "Gold Diggas Outa Here" or something like that.
We make money by allowing folks to buy porn from the same app in case all parties refuse to sign and walk out on them before they get down to business.
Any way for smartphones to give a breathalyzer and record the results?
God dammit, you're a genius, Moo. It needs a catchier name though, and something more inclusive to women so they can use the app to convince famous dudes to trow em the pipe. It's gotta be scalable so we can maximize our profits (I'm part of this now).
I'm thinking something like "SodoMe", or "Legal Lovers".
If we can't work out the breathalyzer thing, we can have them perform other sobriety tests like reciting the alphabet backwards. The camera on your phone records it, time-stamps it and saves it to the cloud.
How romantic.























