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Moar Melo Thread - Update PG 17 - THE Mike Rice says NY/Por/Hou back on
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How old is this guy?
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i know
i just found it tho lol

It’s like when lil bitches make subliminal records, if it ain’t directed directly at me, I don’t respect it
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This thread is officially "The Wacky Adventures of Jasper Sparks and his essential oil rubbing, freakish wolf head wearing, obscure account department working self".
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omerome wrote:frothbrain wrote:http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8v78vrf
knicks give cavs a 2018 top 10 protected pick. top 3 protected in 2019. unprotected in 2020.
Big time pass. Yuck...

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i always thought he looked like a bird (or eagle same ****)

It’s like when lil bitches make subliminal records, if it ain’t directed directly at me, I don’t respect it
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aq_ua wrote:This thread is officially "The Wacky Adventures of Jasper Sparks and his essential oil rubbing, freakish wolf head wearing, obscure account department working self".
he does sound like quite the character
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aq_ua wrote:This thread is officially "The Wacky Adventures of Jasper Sparks and his essential oil rubbing, freakish wolf head wearing, obscure account department working self".
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god shammgod wrote:i wish he would go to okc. westbrook, george, melo excites me more as an nba fan. westbrook having the help he needs to go against durant and gs. that's a hell of a storyline. adam silver don't know what he's doing. let vince mcmahon run sh*t. he'd have this worked out already. game 7 in the wcf would end with draymond hitting westbrook with a chair when the refs aren't looking. now that's entertainment.
LMFAO QUOTE WORTHY
god shammgod wrote:didn't watch a minute. it feels good. might not watch more than a game or two for the rest of the season. there's nothing to see. our best player is a midget g-leaguer.
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frothbrain wrote:http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8v78vrf
knicks give cavs a 2018 top 10 protected pick. top 3 protected in 2019. unprotected in 2020.
Portland needs a lil more. We need to give up more. If we end up with Kyrie + Harkless without giving up too much id be pretty happy with that.
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raped when we traded for him, raped when we do trade him, and raped while he was here.
**** melo.
**** melo.
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I just got off the Phone with NAS. He said if you listen closely to the intro he not saying **** Jayz. He knew one day a cat name Joey would play himself on realgm. Ether was meant to be used in the future.
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3toheadmelo wrote:i always thought he looked like a bird (or eagle same ****)
That tree in the background looks like Manu has a mohawk if you look at it quick.
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3toheadmelo wrote:i always thought he looked like a bird (or eagle same ****)
Why the **** is Ginobili leaking fake news...
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god shammgod wrote:also, he is on imdb -Personal Details
Other Works: (2015-16) Idaho Stampede Account Executive & Substitute Mascot 'Rumble' NBA Development League
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8926588/
he has since left his job as an account executive and substitute mascot
and nowI am happy to announce that I have accepted a position with Impact Directories as an Account Executive. I will be performing outside sales meetings to discuss business partnerships with Impact.
I spent the last year with the Idaho Stampede of the NBA Development League as the top Rookie of the league in new revenue. The team was moved to Utah this spring and after much deliberation, I have decided to take a break from sports. Although I will be working full-time for Impact, I will continue as an independent contractor for the Boise Hawks through the 2016 Regular Season.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/new-home-jaster-sparks
I can now verify that Jaster was indeed the top rookie of the league in new revenue with $20,380. He got blown away by sophomore Ashley Miller with $82,660, but surely this is enough evidence to give him the benefit of the doubt here.
https://es.slideshare.net/mobile/JasterSparks/201516-dleague-end-of-season-winners
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Knicksfan20 wrote:frothbrain wrote:http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8v78vrf
knicks give cavs a 2018 top 10 protected pick. top 3 protected in 2019. unprotected in 2020.
Portland needs a lil more. We need to give up more. If we end up with Kyrie + Harkless without giving up too much id be pretty happy with that.
Knicks could also take back Ed Davis which would put Portland under the luxury tax line.
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Jstarks3 wrote:raped when we traded for him, raped when we do trade him, and raped while he was here.
**** melo.
raped before Melo & will be raped the close future after Melo.
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Mecca wrote:GONYK wrote:Mecca wrote:
Typical Knicks botching a situation. Why the hell would they tell him we'll send him to Houston without having a deal set in place?
Knicks didn't botch anything.
I don't recall him ever saying that.
He said he knows Melo will be a Rocket, and that Rocket players have been informed that Melo will be acquired. He mentioned that some Knick players have also been told that Melo will be traded.
As far as I know, he never put a timeline on it and never said the organization promised Melo anything.
Well, JSports did say that the Knicks promised Melo they would send him to Houston.
They kinda sabotages our chances to open his mind to go to OKC or Cleveland now, and makes trade negotiations more difficult.
I can't find evidence of him ever saying that. Though, I have been busy the last 2 days, so I could have missed it.
Where did you see that?
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GONYK wrote:Mecca wrote:GONYK wrote:
Knicks didn't botch anything.
I don't recall him ever saying that.
He said he knows Melo will be a Rocket, and that Rocket players have been informed that Melo will be acquired. He mentioned that some Knick players have also been told that Melo will be traded.
As far as I know, he never put a timeline on it and never said the organization promised Melo anything.
Well, JSports did say that the Knicks promised Melo they would send him to Houston.
They kinda sabotages our chances to open his mind to go to OKC or Cleveland now, and makes trade negotiations more difficult.
I can't find evidence of him ever saying that. Though, I have been busy the last 2 days, so I could have missed it.
Where did you see that?
He said it about a week or 2 ago. He tweets too much for me to go back and look, but I can confirm 100% that he said the Knicks promised Melo Houston so they lack flexibility in making other moves as of now.
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DowNY wrote:Jstarks3 wrote:raped when we traded for him, raped when we do trade him, and raped while he was here.
**** melo.
raped before Melo & will be raped the close future after Melo.
you mad? lol
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Fake Gnus @Gnu2U 3mins
Source confirms Knicks buy round trip ticket in coach and 2 nites stay at Motel6 for Melo to satisfy their promise to send him to Houston
Source confirms Knicks buy round trip ticket in coach and 2 nites stay at Motel6 for Melo to satisfy their promise to send him to Houston
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...you are a fan of your opinion not the team.
?Knowledge is just information stuffed into a mental bag
Wisdom is knowing what to pull out of the bag to do the job
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Steve must have been the one that promised Melo that he is bound for HOU (probably Perry wasnt in the picture yet as GM). Another Mills phuck-up.













