Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

[OkcSinceSGA]

https://www.sportsnet.ca/basketball/nba/lamar-odom-admits-using-fake-penis-pass-drug-test-2004-olympics/sn-amp/?__twitter_impression=true

"After ordering a prosthetic penis to circumvent the test, Odom said he was “paranoid it wouldn’t work” but he still went through with the plan. He got his trainer, who was drug free, to urinate into the reservoir inside the fake penis. Then the former NBA champion unzipped his pants, pulled out the fake penis and emptied the urine into the testing container."


Lol.

[Dirk]

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[kobe_vs_jordan]

Fake it till you make it lol

[Anticon]

probably would have been better off if he'd failed. that was a cursed olympic team. Marbury, AI, and Carlos Boozer.

[MotownMadness]

I’ve used fake piss a few times for some different jobs drug tests but can’t imagine getting away with it to play in the Olympics

[The Laker Kid]

Khloe was biting the fake one all along

[loveandbeer]

Insert <modern problems requires modern solutions> meme

[VCBC]

Which color?

[Ben Simmons]

It would be almost impossible to be caught, because how would anyone know its fake?
Lots of athletes must be doing that, easy and effective.

[miamiheat319]

[infinite11285]

Imagine having to use a fake penis to gain an upper-hand on your competition just to get a bronze medal in the Olympics.

[shangrila]

[Sofia]

2004 Olympic testing must’ve been a poor standard if there’s no temperature checks at the time of sample collection. Unless the fake dick was insulated like a coffee thermos, the temp would’ve dropped to a level below that of a fresh sample by the time he provided it.

I did a short term contract as a sample collector while I was between jobs a few years back.

[lonzo_pelota]

seeing how he's now saying this as well as having slept with over 2000 women, how do we know he's telling the truth
this could all be lies to increase the promo for his book sales which is where this is published
this isnt a good look for his future endeavors imo that is the most hated olympic mens basketball team for a reason
now hes just adding fuel to the fire

[kenwood3333]

tyreke evans is either very honest or very dumb

[VCBC]

2004 Olympic testing must’ve been a poor standard if there’s no temperature checks at the time of sample collection. Unless the fake dick was insulated like a coffee thermos, the temp would’ve dropped to a level below that of a fresh sample by the time he provided it.

I did a short term contract as a sample collector while I was between jobs a few years back.

Short term cock watcher? Hmmm

[Lalouie]

i didn't know the olympic drug testing included checking out every athlete's penis.
what do they do, use a tape measure?

i mean, i can tell a fake penis when i see it. i mean, i don't go around ________checking out everyone's penis but you know. i mean,,,,, you know what i mean______right? not that i lean that way or anything, but i mean fake is fake,,,,,, right?

i mean,,,,,,,

WELL, GOD DAMMIT! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

right????

[bisme37]

I remember some NFL guy got caught with one of these fake penises going through airport security a while back. The Original Wizzinator, great product.

[CIN-C-STAR]

This is almost worthy of an animated graphic-novel style story depiction a la the Doc Ellis no-hitter game on LSD

Watch on YouTube

[UcanUwill]

This reminds me of movie Gattaca, what?

probably would have been better off if he'd failed. that was a cursed olympic team. Marbury, AI, and Carlos Boozer.

Tim Duncan was very bad on that team too. They still won bronze, so its not too bad, but lost 3 times.