Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen

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Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen 

Post#1 » by OkcSinceSGA » Sat May 18, 2019 2:31 pm

https://www.sportsnet.ca/basketball/nba/lamar-odom-admits-using-fake-penis-pass-drug-test-2004-olympics/sn-amp/?__twitter_impression=true

"After ordering a prosthetic penis to circumvent the test, Odom said he was “paranoid it wouldn’t work” but he still went through with the plan. He got his trainer, who was drug free, to urinate into the reservoir inside the fake penis. Then the former NBA champion unzipped his pants, pulled out the fake penis and emptied the urine into the testing container."


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Post#2 » by Dirk » Sat May 18, 2019 2:34 pm

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Post#3 » by kobe_vs_jordan » Sat May 18, 2019 2:37 pm

Fake it till you make it lol
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Post#4 » by Anticon » Sat May 18, 2019 2:38 pm

probably would have been better off if he'd failed. that was a cursed olympic team. Marbury, AI, and Carlos Boozer.
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Post#5 » by MotownMadness » Sat May 18, 2019 2:43 pm

I’ve used fake piss a few times for some different jobs drug tests but can’t imagine getting away with it to play in the Olympics :lol:
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Post#6 » by The Laker Kid » Sat May 18, 2019 2:50 pm

Khloe was biting the fake one all along
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Post#7 » by loveandbeer » Sat May 18, 2019 2:51 pm

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Post#8 » by VCBC » Sat May 18, 2019 2:58 pm

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Post#9 » by Ben Simmons » Sat May 18, 2019 3:02 pm

It would be almost impossible to be caught, because how would anyone know its fake? :o
Lots of athletes must be doing that, easy and effective.
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Post#11 » by infinite11285 » Sat May 18, 2019 3:12 pm

Imagine having to use a fake penis to gain an upper-hand on your competition just to get a bronze medal in the Olympics.
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Post#12 » by shangrila » Sat May 18, 2019 3:16 pm

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Post#13 » by Sofia » Sat May 18, 2019 3:23 pm

2004 Olympic testing must’ve been a poor standard if there’s no temperature checks at the time of sample collection. Unless the fake dick was insulated like a coffee thermos, the temp would’ve dropped to a level below that of a fresh sample by the time he provided it.

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Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen 

Post#14 » by lonzo_pelota » Sat May 18, 2019 3:27 pm

seeing how he's now saying this as well as having slept with over 2000 women, how do we know he's telling the truth
this could all be lies to increase the promo for his book sales which is where this is published
this isnt a good look for his future endeavors imo that is the most hated olympic mens basketball team for a reason
now hes just adding fuel to the fire :noway:
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Post#15 » by kenwood3333 » Sat May 18, 2019 3:29 pm

tyreke evans is either very honest or very dumb
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Post#16 » by VCBC » Sat May 18, 2019 3:30 pm

Sofia wrote:2004 Olympic testing must’ve been a poor standard if there’s no temperature checks at the time of sample collection. Unless the fake dick was insulated like a coffee thermos, the temp would’ve dropped to a level below that of a fresh sample by the time he provided it.

I did a short term contract as a sample collector while I was between jobs a few years back.

Short term cock watcher? Hmmm

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Post#17 » by Lalouie » Sat May 18, 2019 3:35 pm

i didn't know the olympic drug testing included checking out every athlete's penis.
what do they do, use a tape measure?

i mean, i can tell a fake penis when i see it. i mean, i don't go around ________checking out everyone's penis but you know. i mean,,,,, you know what i mean______right? not that i lean that way or anything, but i mean fake is fake,,,,,, right?

i mean,,,,,,,

WELL, GOD DAMMIT! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

right???? :banghead: :banghead:
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Post#18 » by bisme37 » Sat May 18, 2019 3:35 pm

I remember some NFL guy got caught with one of these fake penises going through airport security a while back. The Original Wizzinator, great product.
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Re: Lamar Odom used a fake penis to pass Olympic drug screen 

Post#19 » by CIN-C-STAR » Sat May 18, 2019 3:40 pm

This is almost worthy of an animated graphic-novel style story depiction a la the Doc Ellis no-hitter game on LSD
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Post#20 » by UcanUwill » Sat May 18, 2019 3:46 pm

This reminds me of movie Gattaca, what?

Anticon wrote:probably would have been better off if he'd failed. that was a cursed olympic team. Marbury, AI, and Carlos Boozer.


Tim Duncan was very bad on that team too. They still won bronze, so its not too bad, but lost 3 times.

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