Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls......Once again, the stage is set for another intense matchup between two bitter rivals, at historic Yankee Stadium. Last night the Yankees came out victoriously, as we all knew they would, but tonight...the Sux will be out for revenge. The Yankees remain 7 games back from their goal of winning their 10th straight Division Title....and the Bastards from Boston, are the only thing standing in their way. Tonight, "America's Team", takes to the field once again against their bitter enemies.....against those who stand for all that which is wrong and unjust in the world.....to inch ever so closer to what is rightfully theirs......the Division Crown, and ultimately ANOTHER World Series Championship.
Introducing the home team....second in their Division, but they are always first in our hearts....
THE NEW YORK YANKEES
Starting Pitcher: ROGER "THE ROCKET" CLEMENS
Catcher: JORGE "JO-PO" POSADA
1st Base: JASON "THE GREAT GIAMBINO" GIAMBI
2nd Base: ROBINSON "ROBBIE" CANO
Short Stop: DEREK "EL CAPITAN" JETER
3rd Base: ALEX "2007 AL MVP" RODRIGUEZ
Right Field: BOBBY "BOO BOO" ABREU
Center Field: MELKY "THE MELK MAN" CABRERA
Left Field: JOHNNY "F-THE RED SOX" DAMON
Designated Hitter:HIDEKI "GODZILLA" MATSUI
The Visiting Team:
THE BOSTON RED SUX
The 2007 Boston Red Sux

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They truly are in a "league of their own".
GO YANKEES!!!!!