RealGM WizBoard Poetry, Lyrics, & similar Shenanigans Thread

doclinkin · Post #161 » by **doclinkin** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:36 pm

Bump a gentle nudge like
shoulder check hey how you doing.
Hows life itself a treating you
in these days of future ruin
long foretold but only half imagined
lets draw a frothy draft
grab a stool : whaddaya havin ?
Sipping on a cider, staring at the screen
tell me bout some things I won't believe you ever seen.
get it out and let it out
never
go it alone
cause nothings ever sadder
than a poet alone

drop a word.

hear.

doclinkin · Post #162 » by **doclinkin** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:47 pm

Bump for the poets messing up the horoscope thread. Anarchic poet bastards.

AFM · Post #163 » by **AFM** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:30 pm

Is this the place to analyze the lyrics to “WAP”?

Post #164 » by **montestewart** » Thu Oct 1, 2020 4:24 am

Actually, this is where we analyze LyricalRico

Post #165 » by **LyricalRico** » Thu Oct 1, 2020 7:01 am

montestewart wrote:Actually, this is where we analyze LyricalRico

By all means, pick up a copy of my book and let me know what you think.

AFM · Post #166 » by **AFM** » Thu Oct 1, 2020 12:24 pm

Aaron Archer. Powerful name. Both pornstar-esque and film noir-ish.

payitforward · Post #167 » by **payitforward** » Sat Oct 3, 2020 2:18 am

Hey -- is there "watching/streaming" thread? If so, I can't find it -- anyone who is able to, please bump or link it......

Post #168 » by **LyricalRico** » Sat Oct 3, 2020 1:32 pm

AFM wrote:Aaron Archer. Powerful name. Both pornstar-esque and film noir-ish.

One of the PI's in Maltese Falcon is Miles Archer, always got a kick out of that. I'll need to do more "research" to see if there are any in the other genre.

Post #169 » by **montestewart** » Mon Oct 5, 2020 1:40 pm

LyricalRico wrote:
AFM wrote:Aaron Archer. Powerful name. Both pornstar-esque and film noir-ish.

One of the PI's in Maltese Falcon is Miles Archer, always got a kick out of that. I'll need to do more "research" to see if there are any in the other genre.

Also, Ross McDonald had PI Lew Archer, I guess quoting the Maltese Falcon. Philip K. Dick wrote The Transmigration of Timothy Archer. Must be some more. I know there's a poet with the last name Archer. Oh wait, that's you.

Re porn stars, there's gotta be a Richard Archer. Confirmation and additional names? AFM?

doclinkin · Post #170 » by **doclinkin** » Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:30 am

payitforward wrote:I tried that power dribble thing...
ball hit me in the chin &
knocked me out.
While unconscious,
I dreamed I was Kawhi Leonard.
Will this help with muscle memory
or just with the other kind?

That too could be good,
it could supplement my afternoon mantra:
I go into every room of the house &
repeat the same formula of words:

Did I leave my coffee in here?
Did I leave my coffee in here?
Spoiler:
Did I leave my coffee in here?

Troy Brown thread.

doclinkin · Post #171 » by **doclinkin** » Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:23 pm

dorianwrite wrote:Let me be more specific about how Westbrook stinks:

He is not good when on the floor --
He never stops trying to score
Except when tossing an errant pass.
On defense, he looks entirely gassed.
A 3-ball to Westbrook's far too tempting,
His teammates' better shots preempting.
The ball is dribbled off his knee,
Now watch him shout at the referee.
I'm not sure when he lost his lift,
But now his game is mostly ****.

doclinkin · Post #172 » by **doclinkin** » Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:24 pm

Chocolate City Jordanaire wrote:Honestly,
if the wizards were
to acquire Austin
Rivers and wave
either is
smith or garrison
Matthews, that move
would probably be
a good
one.

I apologize
for
any type
a
graphical errors
and I need
a better bone
phone

boom
foam

bomb
damn

Wise words.

doclinkin · Post #173 » by **doclinkin** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:09 pm

Scott Brooks likely extended, in Haiku:

9 and 20 wrote:
JWizmentality wrote:And no one is shocked.

tiny guards abound
scott brooks coaching sadness feels
raining cicadas

Ruzious wrote:Haikus can explain
Washington is still the same
Mediocrity

payitforward wrote:Come on -- cut it out
We can still be critical
What more could you ask?

payitforward · Post #174 » by **payitforward** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 8:10 pm

There once was a guy named Leonsis...

continue, please!

Post #175 » by **montestewart** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 1:23 am

payitforward wrote:There once was a guy named Leonsis...

continue, please!

Who tones us and zones us and stones us
And blank faced keeps giving
That doublespeak shivving
And so smugly grins as he bones us

badinage · Post #176 » by **badinage** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:08 am

There once was a guy named Leonsis

Who invited his critics to sit in their own pxss

At first ‘twas charming, but we grew tired of his shtick

‘Cause he was little more than an egotistical prxck

And soon enough we all came to our senses

doclinkin · Post #177 » by **doclinkin** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:28 pm

After Pollin it seemed change was essential,
Here's Teddy: Surely that's consequential?
Nope! add 10 years of Grunfeld
(Hell at least we LIKED Unseld...)
Abe save us, from this Terd Monumental.

Dat2U · Post #178 » by **Dat2U** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:57 pm

Brooks getting extended
Is leaving me winded
And gasping air
As all Wizards fans pull out their hair
In utter and complete despair
At the travesty that's been laid bare

Post #179 » by **Ruzious** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:17 pm

payitforward wrote:There once was a guy named Leonsis...

continue, please!

There once was a guy named Leonsis,
not as fan friendly as he once was.
His double bottom line
was at America Online.
Since then his actions disgust us.

payitforward · Post #180 » by **payitforward** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:29 pm

There once was a guy named Leonsis
Who took total leave of his senses:
In spite of all the bad looks
He re-hired Scott Brooks
Thus clearly defining what "dense" is.