Name the most random 80s/90s/00s player you can think of

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Name the most random 80s/90s/00s player you can think of 

Post#1 » by BigGargamel » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:16 am

How's this for a Mid-September basketball thread topic?

Don't go to basketball reference or cheat. Just dig deep into your noggin and think of who you can come up with.

I'll start with a two pack. Junior Harrington and Vincent Yarbrough. Amazingly the starting back court for the Carmelo/LeBron tanking Nuggets, aka the worst roster in NBA history.
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Post#2 » by Texas Chuck » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:20 am

Mike Iuzzolino was one of the Mavs players on NBA jam. You can't beat that. He played 2 NBA seasons and those MAvs teams were so bad he was the 2nd best choice....
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Post#3 » by BigGargamel » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:24 am

Trying to think of the terrible tall white guys who were just three point shooters or goons. Too many to name.

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Post#4 » by SUPERVILLAIN » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:27 am

Yuta Tabuse.

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Post#5 » by HanzGruber » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:29 am

Peter John Ramos. 7’3 Puerto Rican for the wizards for one season
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Post#6 » by BigGargamel » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:34 am

HanzGruber wrote:Peter John Ramos. 7’3 Puerto Rican for the wizards for one season


This post reminded me of Priest Lauderdale and the guy the Mavs drafted. Podkolzine or something like that. Amazing those guys used to get drafted in the first round. They could hardly move, let alone play basketball.

Who remembers Thomas Hamilton? Was literally 400 pounds. The fact that he played in a game at all was pretty remarkable.
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Post#7 » by Fencer reregistered » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:52 am

Michael Smith.

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Post#8 » by JimmyPlopper » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:53 am

Jiri Welsch

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Post#9 » by JimmyPlopper » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:56 am

also, Shammond Williams:

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Post#10 » by Joshyjess » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:59 am

Greg Kite - played with Boston in the mid 80's.
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Post#11 » by babyjax13 » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:06 am

Richie Frahm. Had one random amazing game for the Sonics, now is very into cycling.
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Post#12 » by JimmyPlopper » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:10 am

babyjax13 wrote:Richie Frahm. Had one random amazing game for the Sonics, now is very into cycling.


31 points on 10/11 shooting. 6/7 on threes. 5 boards, 3 assists, 3 steals, 1 block.

on that particular team also was Flip Murray who had his own flash in the pan story.
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Post#13 » by meekrab » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:12 am

Pete "Skeeter Hawk" Myers.
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Post#14 » by Statlanta » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:13 am

Jerome Moiso
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Post#15 » by JimmyPlopper » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:13 am

Texas Chuck wrote:Mike Iuzzolino was one of the Mavs players on NBA jam. You can't beat that. He played 2 NBA seasons and those MAvs teams were so bad he was the 2nd best choice....


That was a great time to have a fun team and be immortalized by a generational video game. Sonics were always one of everyone's favorites with Payton and Kemp. For Tournament Edition I preferred Glen Rice and Harold Miner
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Post#16 » by TrentTuckerRule » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:25 am

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Post#17 » by WillyJakkz » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:25 am

Uwe Blab
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Post#18 » by NyKnicks1714 » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:29 am

Rodney Buford
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Post#19 » by dodongo » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:43 am

Ratko Varda

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Post#20 » by DavidSterned » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:44 am

James "Hollywood" Robinson
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Played on the Blazers at the same time as Cliff Robinson. Might have been the only time a team had three guys with the same last name.

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