LOL Wade is only 4 years younger than Kobe

mastermixer · Post #1 » by **mastermixer** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:47 am

Kobe Bryant Born: August 23, 1978 (Age 37.102) drafted in 1996

Dwayne Wade Born: January 17, 1982 (Age 33.320) drafted 2003

Dude is barely 4 years younger yet was drafted 7 years after Kobe

Wonder if he got the nickname D3 for how many times he repeated the 3rd grade

TheRaptor! · Post #2 » by **TheRaptor!** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:49 am

mastermixer wrote:Wonder if he got the nickname D3 for how many times he repeated the 3rd grade

...That was....hilarious.

We got a comedian here.

BenoUdrihFTL · Post #3 » by **BenoUdrihFTL** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:50 am

I'll take COLLEGE for 800 Alex

Valkyrie · Post #4 » by **Valkyrie** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:50 am

Wait I don't get what your point is

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Post #5 » by **QUIZ** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:50 am

Kobe came out of high school at 18, Wade came out of College after 3 years.

He's 4 years younger... 4+3=7 Hence he was drafted 7 years after Kobe :crazy:

brutalitops · Post #6 » by **brutalitops** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:50 am

Uh....he played like 2 or 3 years of college ****. Not that you would know what that is

narmerguy · Post #7 » by **narmerguy** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:51 am

...or maybe Kobe is one of the youngest players to enter the NBA seeing as he came out of HS?

Cmon_Son-_- · Post #8 » by **Cmon_Son-_-** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:52 am

mastermixer wrote:Kobe Bryant Born: August 23, 1978 (Age 37.102) drafted in 1996

Dwayne Wade Born: January 17, 1982 (Age 33.320) drafted 2003

Dude is barely 4 years younger yet was drafted 7 years after Kobe

Wonder if he got the nickname D3 for how many times he repeated the 3rd grade

Valkyrie · Post #9 » by **Valkyrie** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:53 am

i love the timing of this post, right after wade has a good game
you must be really angry, go worship curry with the rest of realgm
plus hes not even responding to anyone because he has no argument, just has nothing better to do

MitchellUK · Post #10 » by **MitchellUK** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:54 am

OP really setting the bar low for comedy. Don't tell me, I bet you find Jeff Dunham hilarious?

el13adnino · Post #11 » by **el13adnino** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:58 am

i saved 15% on my car insurance

Paz · Post #12 » by **Paz** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 2:58 am

OP has a point.

mastermixer · Post #13 » by **mastermixer** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 3:00 am

QUIZ wrote:Kobe came out of high school at 18, Wade came out of College after 3 years.

He's 4 years younger... 4+3=7 Hence he was drafted 7 years after Kobe

Only played two years at Marquette buddy

Post #14 » by **QUIZ** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 3:01 am

mastermixer wrote:
QUIZ wrote:Kobe came out of high school at 18, Wade came out of College after 3 years.

He's 4 years younger... 4+3=7 Hence he was drafted 7 years after Kobe

Only played two years at Marquette buddy

He was academically ineligible during his first season... I thought that was the basis of your joke...

mdonnelly1989 · Post #15 » by **mdonnelly1989** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 3:03 am

el13adnino wrote:i saved 15% on my car insurance

Could you at least let us know that it was switching to Geico? :nonono:

SoFlaKingReal · Post #16 » by **SoFlaKingReal** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 3:03 am

mastermixer wrote:
QUIZ wrote:Kobe came out of high school at 18, Wade came out of College after 3 years.

He's 4 years younger... 4+3=7 Hence he was drafted 7 years after Kobe

Only played two years at Marquette buddy

Didn't play his first year there....3 years @ Marquette

mastermixer · Post #17 » by **mastermixer** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 3:05 am

QUIZ wrote:
mastermixer wrote:
QUIZ wrote:Kobe came out of high school at 18, Wade came out of College after 3 years.

He's 4 years younger... 4+3=7 Hence he was drafted 7 years after Kobe

Only played two years at Marquette buddy

He was academically ineligible during his first season... I thought that was the basis of your joke...

The truth comes out

Post #18 » by **QUIZ** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 3:05 am

mastermixer wrote:
QUIZ wrote:
mastermixer wrote:
Only played two years at Marquette buddy

He was academically ineligible during his first season... I thought that was the basis of your joke...

The truth comes out

Clearly. It's not a secret.

Post #19 » by **BBallFreak** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 3:07 am

mastermixer wrote:
QUIZ wrote:
mastermixer wrote:
Only played two years at Marquette buddy

He was academically ineligible during his first season... I thought that was the basis of your joke...

The truth comes out

So Wade works his way through academic problems, plays two years of college, and is somehow inferior to the guy who skipped college altogether? Yeah that makes sense :crazy:

Trolls gonna troll...

Valkyrie · Post #20 » by **Valkyrie** » Fri Dec 4, 2015 3:08 am

mastermixer wrote:
QUIZ wrote:
mastermixer wrote:
Only played two years at Marquette buddy

He was academically ineligible during his first season... I thought that was the basis of your joke...

The truth comes out

You're still a virgin who lives with his mom and has no job
The truth comes out

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